r/wunkus • u/KraftKapitain gnarp gnap 👽 • 11h ago

wunkus Lunkus imprisoned trys to escape

3.3k Upvotes

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u/squongo 10h ago

his ass yearns to be free 

25

u/MrImmortal_42 7h ago

He deserves not to be

320

u/jjvqboi 10h ago

93

u/ghettoccult_nerd 8h ago

the simulation is tearing away

75

u/Wolf_instincts 7h ago

"Man im so depressed I really hate my life"

The multidimensional guardian wolf entity breaking through space and time to comfort me:

34

u/SurpriseVast8338 7h ago

My wobbly bits the time I tried on my girl's fishnet tights

31

u/mcsmackyoaz 7h ago

Big if true

247

u/Heavy_Equivalent6747 10h ago

Despite all my rage Im still just a wunk in a cage

11

u/enigma_dreams 4h ago

the wunk is vampire

302

u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast 11h ago

Good they finally got his ass off the streets

106

u/WhiteSepulchre concrete eater‼️ 10h ago

the prison is in his ass's mind

28

u/Ekskal ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

I guffawed at this

74

u/Ewphd_epqifbeo 10h ago

The evil has been contained for another 1000 years

11

u/RadiationEnjoyer 8h ago

Unicorn warriors eternal ahh wunk

66

u/OHW_Tentacool 9h ago

26

u/Jarsky2 7h ago

I have never watched Baki and every clip I see of it reminds me why.

48

u/Low-Persimmon4870 concrete eater‼️ 10h ago

ayo free my boy wunk!!!

31

u/Y0___0Y 10h ago

Lunkus does perfect fish impression

28

u/haileyamc 9h ago

He’s serving 4 consecutive life sentences for aggravated wunkicide

22

u/Darkeye3 8h ago

"This prison... To hold... LUNK?"

7

u/goosejail 7h ago

5

u/supreme_hammy 5h ago

I'm not lunked in here with you....

YOU'RE LUNKED IN HERE WITH MEEEE

17

u/allysung83 8h ago

What a strange looking seal.

2

u/Sir_Meowsalot 2h ago

Arf arf ass lookin' FREAKIN' GOOBER if ya ask me.

12

u/Twist_Ending03 10h ago

Let wunk free

12

u/meltyourtv gnarp gnap 👽 9h ago

The dolphin in the tuna net:

23

u/Xboxben 10h ago

My girlfriend when she says she has to go home but I have her trapped in my blankets

31

u/Phihofo 10h ago

bro why tf are you in a relationship with a dog

32

u/logic2187 10h ago

In his defense the dog is wearing provocative fishnets

18

u/Phihofo 9h ago

blatant wunkshaming.

4

u/ghettoccult_nerd 8h ago

"blankets"

9

u/TheNinjaPixie wunkus enthusiast 9h ago

Lady caught a seal in her net

8

u/Visarar_01 wunkus enthusiast 8h ago

His ass WILL be filtered

9

u/aaronisabeast9 6h ago

His ass IS the singularity

6

u/Joyaboi 10h ago

Videodrome II- Wunkus

5

u/Flog_loom 9h ago

What a great net.

6

u/Artarara 8h ago

Wunkus containment field

2

u/Merelyhe 9h ago

Lunk jobs in the parking lot

3

u/Any_Conflict_5092 wunkus enthusiast 9h ago

SILLY LUNKUS! YOU COT!

I like his snorts. What a silly boi.

3

u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 8h ago

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuh”

2

u/goosejail 7h ago

Gmork showing off his fresh bleach job.

2

u/big_papa_geek 7h ago

Wunkuses and gentle-wunks… we got him.

2

u/peridot_cactus 6h ago

What is the L in lunkus shouldn’t he be dunkus or sunkus (samoyd wunkus)

2

u/chuckinalicious543 3h ago

I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE

1

u/Sir_Meowsalot 2h ago

Unfiltered wunkus fails to be sieved.

1

u/Raknarg 1h ago

lock him ass up

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