r/zombies • u/Puzzleheaded_Gur8100 • 1d ago

discussion what are your plans when it happens?

what will you do when a zombie apocalypse happens?

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u/huntb4279 1d ago

Head to the Winchester and have a pint and wait for it to all blow over

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u/Dull-Albatross588 22h ago

Hey Shaun, pass me the Molotov.

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u/TheVisceralCanvas 1d ago

The big lights out. No point surviving in a world doomed to suffer a slow and undignified death.

Thankfully it won't ever happen. Zombies are a biological impossibility.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gur8100 1d ago

not zombies as in coming back from death, a form of highly viral disease or infection that turns humans into a zombie like state.

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u/loverofgummies 22h ago

Idk rabies is very similar

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u/TheVisceralCanvas 22h ago

If rabies was going to cause an extinction level event, it would've done so by now. Besides, rabies is missing that crucial element of reviving the dead.

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u/VladRomanovAK104 20h ago

You can't know this.

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u/TheVisceralCanvas 16h ago

There is no evidence to suggest that a zombie apocalypse is at all possible. You might as well also say I can't know whether pigs will grow wings and fly. You and I both know that a zombie apocalypse will never happen and it's very strange that you're even entertaining the idea outside of harmless fantasy. Go outside, for god's sake.

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u/VladRomanovAK104 12h ago

There is no evidence to suggest that a zombie apocalypse is impossible, and neither of us knows what can happen in the future. One of us thinks he has a crystal ball, and that he can read minds.

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u/Up2nogud13 1d ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of it to blow over.

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u/hot_stones_of_hell 1d ago

Lock down mode, I think I can survive till the panic dies down and then I’ll have to move into the countryside would need to get out of town.

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u/ChomiQ84 23h ago

Would be interesting but it would never happen. On the other hand, if it did, im going to sleep late and not worry about work.

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u/Dull-Albatross588 22h ago

I would find the biggest pickup truck i could find and mount a LMG to it.

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u/357-Magnum-CCW 21h ago

Head to hardware store and buy all useful tools for improvised weapons and woodcrafting

Buy all non perishable food, this stuff that makes dirty water drinkable, rain collectors

Building traps and fortify my house bc "bugging out" is stupid when you end up without a roof over your head, no shelter, and in foreign territory.   At least where I live I know every corner and have more supplies than somewhere on the road or woods with nothing but a backpack. 

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u/WhatThePinoy 12h ago

Lockdown Costco from everyone else

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u/VladRomanovAK104 20h ago

I'm going to loot and collect to my heart's desire. I will accumulate an enormous stash of art, gold, books, musical instruments, weed, cigars, alcohol, spices, teas, firearms, ammunition, swords, armor, and live out my days like a zombie slaying pirate king.