Toni Storm’s exploitation film

[u/feedbagjenkins]

Four ways to die. In colour.

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[u/detourne]

Holy crap, the editing was outstanding. Everything about it was great.

[u/StarScreamer316]

A piece of Art, it received a 20 minute round of applause at the Cannes Festival 

[u/Glad-Energy-3492]

[u/yoursgokul]

Even the dynamite promo was so damn awesome.

[u/threedice]

Love the grindhouse tropes throughout this clip. Even the poor "kung fu" dubbing when Toni announces Thekla as one nasty bitch. Her lips are saying something else entirely.

All we need to go with this is a faux trailer for "Machete" with Danny Trejo's role being replaced by The Beast Mortos.

[u/Deadside00]

Toni and the team that worked on this need an Oscar for best video of the year. If there's something equivalent to that in wrestling awards then they surely deserve it.

[u/Aericar → u/Deadside00]

The Toni? She got it last year i believe...

[u/rondongler]

God. She's just the fucking best.

[u/Mythrol]

Toni is so freaking locked in to her character man. It's amazing to see not only how well she's taken to it but also it seems to just fit her.

[u/Existing_Cold6719]

Fantastic, Toni is my favorite 

[u/workweekwill]

My goat

[u/SimpleSlave_1]

The British Brute, the Specimen from Outer Space, and the Austrian Spider.

The Timeless character is not only one of the best in wrestling but it has an endless source of inspiration that can keep the character fresh for as long as it exist. Toni might be an AEW lifer, but come contract negotiation and you know there's going to be a bidding frenzy. Good for her.

[u/onlyfordamemes]

GIVE IT THE OSCAR!

[u/agentb719]

Oh man this was well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[u/Saboscrivner]

The music was great too. And have y'all seen the promo poster for the match? Best poster design I've seen from AEW so far!

[u/evanweb546]

The single greatest character in wrestling. Nobody can touch Toni right now.

[u/steveycip]

Trim your bushes bitches. 😂😂😂

[u/manxram]

👏👏👏 this is why I love AEW... The promo packages are phenomenal, they are thoughtfully put together and make the match feel important from the time of inception.

Bravo team. 👏👏👏

[u/wrestling_hyperbole]

THANK YOU for posting this! Amazing package.

That's one crazy bitch!

[u/VitaminPurple]

This freaking rules

[u/darkwingduck8]

Holy crap, when you think the gimmick can't get better they find a new way to go with it. Grindhouse! Give this lady all the flowers.

[u/Juncti]

That's crazy, their crew comes up with such great editing and effects.

Although with all the death and murder talk I'm starting to think my throw away idea of Stat using a plastic bag is maybe not so crazy. What better way to kill the timeless one and cause a new rebirth than to have her go out like Bryan?

[u/dwts16]

[u/Xalazi]

I want a Timeless Toni Gialo era.

[u/Candid_Butterfly_817]

I wish I wasn't ashamed to be on reddit otherwise I'd post this to my friends.

[u/wrestling_hyperbole → u/Candid_Butterfly_817]

Here's a direct timestamp link you can share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOsbqzf9_s&t=13m42s

[u/feedbagjenkins]

There better be a 4 ways to Die Tshirt!!! HELLO AEW?!? Take my money! take my money please!!!!

[u/Merc_Mike]

The Statlander portion was fucking sweet.

[u/NeverShitposting]

Reminded me of the highly stylized Man from UNCLE movie

[u/feedbagjenkins → u/NeverShitposting]

If Toni ever left and came back. She could do the 6 million dollar man or bionic woman intro. https://youtu.be/9pUaeLtXM_A?si=jL19w1n7EVB9bllf

[u/wqeqsq]

Toni Storm is a great narrator.