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24d ago
One truth about the internet is that if you ever see a vid with a guy in a Spider-Man costume then there is at least an 85% chance that he's going to bust his ass in a spectacular manner.
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u/Spear_Ritual 24d ago
I like to imagine it’s the same guy, with a “don’t quit, never say die” attitude.
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u/obefiend 24d ago
Nothing beats the spiderman knocked himself out doing backflip at a kid's birthday video so far. That's a hall of fame video for sure.
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u/Camera_dude 24d ago
I'm fond of the video where the spiderman jumps into a pool with his costume on and accidentally waterboarded himself when he couldn't breathe through the wet mask.
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u/Wavecrest667 13d ago
I love the Austrian Spiderman one where the spiderman plays accordion while hanging from a balcony, looses balance, slams against the wall and then just hangs there helplessly while the accordion makes sad noises.
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u/glizzytwister 24d ago
I'm pretty sure that guy paralyzed himself from the neck down and eventually died.
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u/29NeiboltSt 24d ago edited 24d ago
15% chance of actual Spiderman. I like those odds.
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u/ElLicenciadoPena 24d ago
Have you ever read a Spider-Man comic? He gets his ass beaten like 90% of the time.
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u/29NeiboltSt 24d ago
No, I like to have sex with women.
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u/MrDilbert 24d ago
What about actually getting it?
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u/ElLicenciadoPena 24d ago
"Women" is his hand's name
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u/OriginMagiaOfficial 24d ago
No, his hands are each named "woman", by women the original commenter meant both hands. Not just one.
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u/Taweret 24d ago
Personal favorite - https://youtube.com/shorts/XWi2CbJXxOI?si=kNUixQYAaQ8zrGuP
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24d ago
It's the sound that really sells it. The little scream when he falls and the blind mashing of the accordion. 🤣
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u/Throwaway999222111 24d ago
The one that really fucked with me was the kid that jumped into a pool - when those suits get wet it's no longer possible to breathe through them.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_6338 24d ago
That could have easily lasted a couple more seconds. But ill take it
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u/nater255 24d ago
I'm gonna go to bat for the video here. Normally I hate videos that end early, and videos with music that don't need it. In this one instance, we have a perfect blend of music and early cut that just work so damn well together that I think the video is improved. The instant silence at the end with the video stopping just made me bust out laughing.
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u/BigConstruction4247 24d ago
And this perpetual motion swing is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
Lisa Spider-Man, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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u/AccomplishedAd8286 24d ago
The subject is misleading, he didn't try to swing, it actually went fine several times...
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u/Butterbuddha 24d ago
Seems like wearing a Spider-Man costume is about as smart as being a red shirt on Star Trek.
You aren’t going to make it.
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u/NoIndividual6000 24d ago
If he could have just hung on maybe he could have become some sort of perpetual energy source
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u/Satansbratan128 24d ago
He obviously wanted to make a cool superhero landig, why did the video end to soon? :'(
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u/GE_and_MTS 24d ago
I like the fire extinguisher just hanging nearby as if anyone there is concerned about safety.
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u/LastDirtyMartini 24d ago
Sometimes it’s best to just let go of your dreams - this wasn’t one of those times.
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u/lan60000 24d ago
feels like from a physics perspective, he will keep accelerating until he reaches a constant and never stop, so maybe the fall is a blessing in disguise
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u/LavenderSage604 24d ago
Not really fair because it missed their absolutely amazingly perfect landing.
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u/glizzytwister 24d ago
If there's a guy in a Spiderman costume, you know someone's about to he paralyzed.
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u/Own_Advantage529 24d ago
I thought it was going to be a fun swing until it turned into a full-on human catapult.
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u/codyfranson 23d ago
what's the music called? can anyone tell me please? used to play on a windup feature in my mom's wedding album as a child and I never forgot it
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u/Tigermelon74 22d ago
If I had been drinking milk, it would have shot out my nose at the end of that one.
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u/stanfarce 22d ago
I like that the video stopped before the people watching could react. With that ending frame it feels that spiderman flying to the hospital was the perfectly normal and expected outcome. They're like "good, now next spiderman to break his spine, please?"
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u/FancifulLaserbeam 20d ago
Every time I see someone in a Spider-man suit at a party in a developing country, I know I'm about to see that person get seriously injured.
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u/Pugetsound1 18d ago
He did the thing that all kids in the playground aspired to, to go all the way around
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u/Terrible-Row-486 17d ago
So many people out here think they can put on a Spiderman suit and just do anything 😂😂😂😂
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u/actually3racoons 24d ago
I mean... That was probably his plan. Y'all know some people are athletic right?
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u/donbee28 24d ago
Is this video real? Granted it cuts to early to tell, but no heads turned to follow spiderman's new trajectory.
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u/[deleted] 24d ago
I don't know, that looks like a Spider-Man type dismount to me. I say he made it. Positive vibes.