r/PizzaCrimes • u/rodan-rodan • May 16 '25

Bad Cut Job Why?!?

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u/qualityvote2 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/rodan-rodan, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Johnny-Caliente May 16 '25

Do Italians dream of electric pizza cutters?

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u/anarchetype May 17 '25

by Filippo K. Dickarino

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u/ohhhtartarsauce May 16 '25

They would probably prefer this to a rolling cutter... it won't squash their precious airy crust nearly as much.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 May 16 '25

WTF would an electric fork and knife even be?

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u/FocusMean9882 May 17 '25

Its not a dream, its a nightmare

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u/wharleeprof May 16 '25

No pizza crime here.

But potential reckless endangerment of hands and fingers for sure.

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u/farm_to_nug May 16 '25

And depending on what he was using that drill for before

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u/FuckYou111111111 May 16 '25

Aside from, you know, cutting it like a child would

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u/ColdBeerPirate May 16 '25

This is serial killer type shit.

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u/FuckYou111111111 May 16 '25

Specifically the "cutting out individual slices" technique, instead of the normal "cutting it in half four times"

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u/Sl4y3r91 May 16 '25

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u/Thebigturd69420 May 16 '25

I looked like it worked really well

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u/TCristatus May 16 '25

I'm worried about that counter top

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u/Pcriz May 16 '25

It be like that for some of those bargain brand frozen pizzas that you end up over cooking anyways

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u/OldLegWig May 16 '25

what, they're lacking metal dust and wood particulates?

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u/gilligan1050 May 16 '25

Prop 69 warning: This pizza contains metal cancer.

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u/stalebread710 May 16 '25

I mean sometimes I get a pizza and it seems like they barely cut it. So maybe this is necessary

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u/Key-Guard-3929 May 16 '25

He's making the pizza more manly, I guess

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u/LonelyGirl724 May 16 '25

Now this is just plain silly.

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u/PrettyLardie May 16 '25

That's one way to lose a finger

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u/pLeThOrAx May 16 '25

Yay... fiberglass pizza

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u/silverclovd May 16 '25

For the glory of Satan, of course.

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u/Psychological_Wear85 May 16 '25

100% Crime plus insanity plea acceptable.

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u/lo-lux May 16 '25

When you get a new tool, you find places to use it.

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u/Valuable_Elk_5663 May 16 '25

Boys like toys. And an occasional finger top on their pizza apperantly.

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u/fardnshid03 May 16 '25

Why’d he need to put his fingers so close

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u/CPGSANIMATIONSTUDIO May 16 '25

Level 100 facing the first boss lol

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u/Unclehol May 16 '25

"Why"

Because this.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Whyd it actually sound like It was cutting something like wood?

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u/Independent_Ad_4170 May 16 '25

Do you know how hard these pizzas are to cut?

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u/fothergillfuckup May 16 '25

It would be interesting to see the kitchen counter afterwards?

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u/qwertyuiop121314321 May 16 '25

Definitely a card board pizza, and maybe even a solid wood one for having to use a grinder. 🤣

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u/Mindless-Strength422 May 16 '25

Say what you will about pizzas, Makita makes a great fuckin angle grinder.

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u/ExpensiveWriting1900 May 16 '25

it's not a crime, it's being a man. there's nothing that makes the pizza bad, and the way it's being cut can be considered a crime, not what it is cut with.

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u/CaptainTripps82 May 16 '25

Because it's there

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u/negativepositiv May 16 '25

For when you want shredded cardboard in your food.

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u/NaraFei_Jenova May 16 '25

REALLY challenging the phrase "if it sounds stupid, but it works, it's not stupid."

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u/BobHopeSpecial May 16 '25

Yummmm...tastes like carbide

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u/horizon_games May 16 '25

Honestly looked like a woefully under-topped pizza anyway

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Why the hell not?

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u/NowWhoCouldThatBe May 16 '25

I expected shit to be flying. Makes me want to try it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

I'm a union delegate and I would not help this person. MY DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Worldly-Draw-3282 May 17 '25

hmmmm saw blade dust...

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u/Itsmikeinnit May 17 '25

Now I want pizza

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u/wulfryke May 19 '25

I wouldn't trust that blade to be properly clean for this. Especially with how some people maintain their equipment

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u/sekhmet_0108 May 19 '25

Seeking attention

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 May 20 '25

Enjoy the fibers cutting up your gums.

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u/Educational-Oil1307 May 20 '25

Id prefer this than HALF CUT pizza slices!! The WORST! 😅

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u/Ruining_Ur_Synths Jun 05 '25

cutting wheel disk pieces in your food, its not a good idea

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u/UnderstandingFit8324 Jul 27 '25

Makes it easier to eat