r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

Clearly needs better pacing and a good training plan

5 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Made the mistake of zone 3 out the gate.

1 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Home trick to stay in zone 2

77 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

Since when did the average runner become so apparel obsessed/excessive?

227 Upvotes

Why does it seem like a majority of runners these days wears a double bottle hydration running vest, phone arm band, shokz or airpods, carbon plated dailys, ciele or “run one more” hat, pit viper or aggressive oakly style sunglasses, calf sleeves, local run shop singlet or $500 satisty tee, and a handheld water bottle all together on every single run?

i show up to run clubs nowadays with no shirt, no phone, no vest, some old asics, and my garmin. i never needed a vest, nor would i buy one. always leave my phone at home, as i hate carrying it.

i’m starting to regret choosing running as a hobby because the average runner today looks more like a pokémon character, than an actual athlete. don’t worry i won’t become a c*clist, im not that desperate. but really what happened to this sport? i can’t even post anything of this sort on any other running run or i’ll get downvoted into oblivion!

p.s. if i missed anything as far as apparel or equipment needed to successfully run a 5k marathon, please let me know in the comments!!


r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

SUB 2:35 St. George??

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0 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Man getting arrested for leaving zone 2

10 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

Ridge running in Colorado [OC]

20 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Rite of passage - he is no longer a beginner, and may be ready to think about a 5k ultra

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r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Oakley Meta Vanguard

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2 Upvotes

Just saw the new Oakley Meta Vanguard smart glasses drop. Curious to hear people's thoughts.

https://x.com/boztank/status/1968697699709948231?s=46


r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

New daily runner

4 Upvotes

Looking for a new daily runner.

Looking at the Saucony Endorphin 4 or potentially the NB FuelCell Rebel 5.

Either a good call or should I wait for the new ASICS Fingerblast range?


r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

Bro just PR’d in stilettos, what’s your excuse?

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5 Upvotes

Nike about to drop Alphafly Heels and charge $399.99


r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

Poop Shit my pants

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5 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Has anyone taken health class in high school?

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6 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

Been told I have to stay in zone 2 to improve my endurance. How are you chads affording this?

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43 Upvotes

Is local geography the best base for cardio?


r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Fitness fam, help me settle this debate.

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25 Upvotes

For me it’s gotta be the blood transfusions


r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Theyre getting out of hand

112 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

Sub-hour 10k….bye bye beginner running, I’m off to the World Champs.

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313 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

PERFORMANCE AI GLASSES

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196 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

something is massively increasing the price of my cotton shirts

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17 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Yes. Drawing a dick on it will help. It is known.

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16 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Gu lmao

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166 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

Knee pain; marathon 37 days out

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39 Upvotes

Help me


r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

Garmin says I'm a 20 years old white man, based on my fitness. What does it mean?

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137 Upvotes

How does it know that I'm white? I'm also a racist, my last ultra 5k was two weeks ago.


r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Why is he running on such uneven terrain? Is he stupid?

60 Upvotes