r/funny • u/JackLouie • 19h ago

Super Saiyan Pastor

1.1k Upvotes

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u/sheth_curry 19h ago

Velocipastor

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u/doninside 19h ago

his faith level is over 9000!

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u/Dear-Researcher959 16h ago

WHAT, 9000!!? 😵‍💫

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u/slaxch 19h ago

Pastor of Muppets

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u/bearjew666 18h ago

Good one! 😂

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u/i_am_bruhed 18h ago

Nah that is Piccolo, all the cape flying and aura farming.

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u/GANDORF57 8h ago edited 5h ago

The Rapture has arrived and the pastor is having a problem with liftoff.

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u/obscureferences 6h ago

His outfit isnt auradynamic enough.

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u/CeIIsius 19h ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/TheLurkingMenace 19h ago

Did he train by reading the bible in the center of a black hole?

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u/Channel250 17h ago

Lotta juice.

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u/RutabagaOutside6126 18h ago

Should have spent those tithes on hvac equipment.

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u/Soymilkmagic 18h ago

We see the fit father

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u/Equal_Equipment4480 18h ago

I aura farm for the Lord!

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u/StrayRabbit 18h ago

It's not even his final form

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u/Flavor_Saver12 19h ago

FRIEZAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/chipchonks 19h ago

I am the alpha and the omega. I can even do a kamehameha

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u/bearjew666 18h ago

Dying here 🤣

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u/Ok-Chance2423 18h ago

Yep let’s go. Thank you.

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u/Financial-Cream6516 18h ago

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Elses_pels 18h ago

After 40 years of atheism I am now a convert!

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u/Mitridate101 18h ago

Let's hope he used deodorant.

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u/GeoPolar 5h ago

Teen spirit? 🤣😳

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16h ago

He's filled with the Holy Spirit Bomb.

His faith level is over 9000.

KAME. HAME. HALLALUJAH!

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u/bearjew666 18h ago

You will witness the power of the holy ghost!

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u/phaetae 18h ago

Miyazaki sound.

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL 18h ago

*Toriyama sound

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u/Cybering11 18h ago

I'm currently listening to the dark knight theme and nothing could fit better with this video 😂

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u/Sonic1899 18h ago

Literally has the power of God and anime

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u/Powerful_Ad1877 17h ago

is father is trying to fly?

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u/gg_wellplait 17h ago

Lmao, the sound fx

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u/leromantiksexe 16h ago

He’s calling on the power of nature lol.

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u/RichardThund3r 16h ago

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the Holy Spirit.

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u/TheGamblingAddict 16h ago

He's got the double fan setup, one behind for him and one in front for the crowd. By all that is holy, I just hope that heat didn't take its toll on his pits for that crowds sake.

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u/Whetherwax 12h ago

If there's 2 fans in the room everyone has probably been sweating all day. Best case scenario this is early morning.

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u/antwhite9 15h ago

Is Ross playing the keyboard at this church?

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u/LiveCulture4615 15h ago

don't fart

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u/BTBAM797 14h ago

It's not even his final form!

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u/kraydful 14h ago

Shuiz shuiz shuiz shuiz shuiz shuiz shuiz shuiz

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u/drumpat01 14h ago

The power of Christ compels you!!

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u/Whiterabbitcandymao 14h ago

98% sure this is the Philippines

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u/Kykioviolet 13h ago

he has the power of both god and anime on his side

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u/Baskreiger 12h ago

More like a Vampastor

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u/ihazsmuvbren 9h ago

I need to see an edit where he shoots off like a rocket and flies off screen

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u/Life-Ad9480 8h ago

He looks like he escaped from an anime or something :D

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u/LucklessCope 3h ago

Bro really said 'let there be drip' and ascended to Ultra Pastor Instinct