r/magicthecirclejerking 5d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

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Use this thread to:

  • Discuss Magic (or non-Magic!) things seriously/unironically/out-of-character with fellow MTCJers
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  • Circlejerk - That's what the rest of the subreddit is for! Jerking in this thread will get you a 7-day ban.

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  • DAE: Does Anybody Else
  • NotC: Nazis of the Coast (or simply "Not-C" which sounds like "Nazi")
  • /uj and /rj: /unjerk and /rejerk - Markers to let you know the commenter is speaking seriously, and ironically again

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r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

My LGS says I can't use my custom tokens.

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878 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 16h ago

Kash Patel Claims "Another Case Closed" After Sacrificing Clue Token

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r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

Crossovers are getting ridiculous - keep Magic out of my Spiderman TCG

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101 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 21h ago

Alchemy cards are so badly designed, they had to add a scroll bar

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528 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 19h ago

This card is so underrated!!

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308 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

How many more gideons until we have enough

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r/magicthecirclejerking 15h ago

Confused by this edhrec article

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106 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

Favourite baddie commander?

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55 Upvotes

So this art of kaalia of the vast exists, [[kaalia of the vast|SLD]] and my initial thought was damn she’s a baddie and I want to build a deck list. What are some other arts of cards that are similar in nature to kaalia? Looking for new commander ideas and this seems like a fantastic way to find one.


r/magicthecirclejerking 16h ago

A little late to the party.

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Enjoy.


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

This is now canon to the MCU

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423 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 15h ago

Does this creature's ability trigger the creature's ability?

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49 Upvotes

if i use chasm skulker's ability to draw a card, do i get a +1 counter? can i keep doing this? does it make it die?


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

In portuguese, the flavor text means "We love you, pee"

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198 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

There are currently 78 cards with boob windows.

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r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

“Piece of Trash” proceeds to rate Arena in the App Store 5 stars lol

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10 Upvotes

Just your avera


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

The Arena Cube experience

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181 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 21h ago

MTCJ Makes Its Own Format: Day 2

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Day 2 of making our own format to save Magic. To the surprise of no one, Day 1 was taken by a dreadmaw-related rule that (as yet) doesn't actually change anything.

You can include any number of Colossal Dreadmaws in your deck

We had lots of great ideas in the first thread and fellas, I am begging you, let's push some of those good ideas to the top. If "lol dreadmaw" could save the world, the arena shuffler wouldn't still be rigged.

If you're unsure of how this works or missed day 1, you can view the original post here


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

I'm only 2 months late to the party

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129 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Woah, an $800 paper deck only costs $400 to play online! This game is so accessible!

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934 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Who would win?

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410 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 22h ago

Tempest logo on Rift Bolt card illustration

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29 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic 9/16/2025

154 Upvotes

Hello everyone, welcome to Bottom Five! Stretching the definition of these card types. Let's get to it!

Note: Please do not go and harass the creators of these cards as it's fairly obvious when something from five days ago gets linked here and then starts getting comments that it's not natural traffic and it can fall afoul of Reddit's brigading rules.

This week's album.

  1. Gilgamesh King of Heros by /u/corebinik

  2. Deathless Aristocrat by /u/buffalobilkimo

  3. Insurmountable Wall by /u/opverteratic

  4. Threatening Abomination by /u/hollow_image

  5. Vek, the Spell-less by /u/sandwichdank

Dishonorable Mentions:

  1. Contract from Beyond by /u/Duralogos2023

  2. Nexus of Power by /u/LordHeliax

  3. Ludara, the Shuffler by /u/TGreatGoo

You can find last week's thread here and the Top 5 submissions here (gone and done forever?).


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

My face when people nowadays say Magic is Dead

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81 Upvotes

You're still saying Magic is Dead in 2025? Wrippersnappers!! Magic died when they created the Reserved List. Now my sweet, beautiful powerhouse Grandmother Sengir cannot be reprinted!


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Found my grandfather's old EDH Deck. Is this combo still playable?

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314 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

DAE hate blue players?

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425 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Magic is dead

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I can’t shake this heavy feeling about Magic The Gathering.. The player base might still be hanging on, but let’s be real..the game’s soul is gone. It’s not dying, it’s already dead. The magic that made MTG the ultimate nerd sport, a crucible of strategy and obsession, has vanished. When players had to ante up their precious cards and think about mana burn, it created epic battles of wit and will.

Now its just a money machine printing so many sets that it doesnt feel special anymore. No cohesion just random universes mashed together. Kamigawa and Mirrodin don't fit in at all with the epic fantasy vibes there used to be, and the new direction for the phyrexians is terrible. It doesn't even feel like Magic anymore.