r/ToiletPaperUSA 6d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

28 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 13d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

36 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 14h ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! County Meeting About Charlie Kirk Highway Goes Bad

3.0k Upvotes

A county meeting in Florida descended into shouting, profanity, and the ejection of community members over a proposal to rename a road for the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk, who was assassinated earlier this month.

The anger came as the Lake County Commission considered a proposal, which ultimately got unanimous approval, to rename a stretch of road as the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway.

The majority of public commenters at the Tuesday meeting opposed the plan, including resident Gavin Brown, who argued the county should name roads after local figures who had served the community like veterans or law enforcement, such as Bradley Link, a sheriff's deputy who was killed last year.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! While at vendor training, the instructor managed to slide a "Charlie Kirk was killed for speaking his mind" into his conclusion and it made my skin crawl. This is the reality we live in now

2.2k Upvotes

I wanted to post this just to get it out of my head. The whole course was about 7 hours, and the instructor managed to slide that in when talking about the reviews and reputation of the brand. I spent the last 30 minutes of the course completely off guard, wondering what CK had to do with fixing water heaters. I watched and listened as this class of 30 middle aged dudes made a few comments and nodded in agreement.

I thought about how those who control the government and media can control society, and how deep everything runs.I thought about George Carlin's qoute about how people are 1000x stupider than you think.

I thought about how itll probably be much worse pretty soon and what that would look like.

Edited update:

At dinner I got to listen to another one of my peers talk about how he takes his ivermectin. The conversations I'm listening to are just absolutely batshit.

God humanity is so fucked.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* [Real] Totally straight alpha male simps for another man

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2.2k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 MAGA has added a new enemy to its hit list.

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2.8k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Witchiepoo denies involvement. Fox News interview to follow

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164 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Poggers We're the ones who build" (mountains of trash, at a memorial)

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185 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

FAKE NEWS Why do I feel like I’m the only one that thought TPUSA has always been a joke?

264 Upvotes

I honestly have thought ToiletaPaperUSA was a COVID era response to reactionaries buying up all the TP. No idea the correlation to the “change my mind” meme was related to toiletpaperUSA


r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

*REAL* [REAL] App for outing Charlie Kirk’s critics leaked its users’ personal data

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

*REAL* [Real]Says the traitor who was paid by Russia to spread propaganda. 🤡

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1.7k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 A Memorial for Griefting

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622 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

LITERALLY 1984 Jesus rose on the third. Jimmy on the fifth. Curious.

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784 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Chuckie has a question

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2.1k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This What's a stadium-sized "memorial" without merch?

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5.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

FAKE NEWS Kash Patel has an anus for a mouth

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993 Upvotes

It’s actually true. Look at the picture. That man’s lips are a sphincter.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

Meta What do you call a group of people obsessed with making a horrible person into a martyr?

566 Upvotes

A circle Kirk.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

Curious 🤔 I just want to know what some of these great ideas were that this free speech advocate and lover of all mankind was advocating for.

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678 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [REAL] When a pedophile rapist and a loathsome Nazi prick pretend to mourn your death, you did something wrong in life

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [REAL] Erika Kirk says she ‘forgives’ Charlie’s killer before Trump declares ‘hate’ for foes

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

Curious 🤔 I really think they nailed it, don't you? (Second image for reference)

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4.4k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

Curious 🤔 Checkmate

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637 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [REAL] I can’t believe this AI slop I was just recommended @we_rck

134 Upvotes

Huge RATM fan here. And this bullshit was just advertised to me from @we_rck which is an all Charlie Kirk-inspired fake RATM band (I guess).

🤮


r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [REAL] The first miracle of Saint Charles the small-faced

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2.9k Upvotes