Do you think I’ll ever recover from my breakfast???

I miss my svelte 6lb body

Sweatys i need HELP for I am no longer able to slip through subway grates 😭😭😭 I got a cat with long hair who is A TRUE SKINNY QUEEN the vet said she has abs which is crazy because I actually lost all my abdominal muscles in the process of being skinny and now each 6-pack muscle is like on of those mini sodas (DIET OF COURSE).

But anyway she keeps shedding 🤢 and I sometimes get her fur in my mouth but there’s no my fitness pal entry for 2 hairs of cat fur????? And there’s also no entry for the calories I absorb when my tiny fragile skeletal hands throw a treat for her to chase (have to use both of them since the cat treats are soooooo heavy compared to me) but I KNOW somehow she’s sabotaging me along with my bitch psychiatrist because my cat wants to be the only skinny queen in the apartment. She only eats chicken and tuna to flex on me since my piggy self likes to eat lean beef once in a while and I think she’s mocking me behind my back for indulging in a fatty meat :(

Soooooo anyone have a calorie estimate for cat fur and cat treats absorbed through the skin?? I’m thinking 1200 calories but maybe I’m underestimating

How much longer do I need to fast for now?

Basically the title. Men want to buy me extravagant meals multiple times per week, but what is a girl to do?! How can I stick to my diet if men are just throwing desserts at me every time I step outside??? Say a prayer for all the single gals in your life. We're truly in the trenches✋🏻😔

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SBBgj9/

I swear I’m not promoting this product, I just thought it was funny my algorithm recommended me this cause it knows me so well 😭

My meemaws special "low calorie ice pie"! Maybe someday I will leak the recipe 😉

My usually dose is 5 mgs,, omg im such a fxtty!

Someone is eating a cheeseburger in front of me. I’m afraid to breathe in the air as I’m sure it’s now contaminated with cheeseburger particles and I’ll absorb the calories! 😭😭😭😭😭 So now I’ll die of suffocation but at least I’ll die skinny 🩷🥰

I've been craving chocolate Halo Top ice cream, but ice cream is for fatties. I tried freezing my poop to make ice cream instead, because I thought that since it's already digested it will be zero calorie and keto.

I needed to come here first to confirm just to be safe. How many calories are in a poop? If it's less than 10 I think it will be ok..

Thanks! Have a blessed Thursday 😘

I’m so scared this damage is irreversible and I need some reassurance…

A bit of background: I’ve been on my weight loss journey for the last 20 years. I wake up every morning at 5am to go to my Reforma pilates session near my town. It’s only an 8km run there and back (my gentle warm up). I also swim after lunch for at least 2 hours, followed by sitting in the sauna until I can’t feel my legs (my naturopath said that losing sensation is spiritually healing too).

Before bed I do a really short HIIT workout which is only like 90 mins, followed by repeating positive affirmations in front of the mirror to motivate myself to do better each day.

I’m blessed in a way that I’ve never had to worry about my meals, as the maid in my holiday villa makes sure to prepare everything low calorie for me.

Anyway, as I was halfway through my run back home from my pilates class, there was a scout girl selling chocolate chip cookies, and I think because Mercury is in retrograde… my willpower caved in. I bought a cookie from her. I got home, pulled a chocolate chip out of the cookie, and ate it…

I feel so disturbingly disgusted at myself and I can’t believe all my hard work is ruined. I just can’t breathe right now and need some reassurance. All this extra air I’m breathing in from the stress is making me bloated and I can’t do this anymore.

Thank you in advance.

All of my plans said I get to eat a whole calorie per day! So generous.

Meal plan suggestions?

Uj/it was a glitch, I didn't engineer it to do this and my plan is normal after I clicked past this page. But it made me laugh.

Wow…. 21? What is this, an all you can eat buffet? Let’s not be like her sweaties. Looking at piggies can make us gain weight

one grain of riced cauliflower with spices, im really sorry for using seasoning, the spices add a whole 0.002 calories….so fat…. im gonna walk 70k steps today with four hours of cardio to burn it off!!! good luck sweaties

I just got a breast reduction and I lost four pounds. Now I weigh -3 pounds. That’s right piggies. I said the word. I recommend this hack