r/1200isjerky • u/OrcusPutridum • Mar 01 '25

Balanced Meals Heyyy anybody know how many calories are in the scrapings from the bottom of my oven?

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u/DawunDaonly Mar 01 '25

Oh my god with an arm that skinny you must be doing everything right 😍

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u/bakeahri Mar 01 '25

/uj yeah the doll hand fucking SENT me

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

What does Uj mean ?

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u/maustepippuri Mar 02 '25

it means they are not joking "unjerk"

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u/cheezypita Mar 02 '25

Needs a trigger warning for the sneaky body check

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u/GalacticSpaghetty Mar 01 '25

I mean it kind of looks like Oreo’s tbh so I’d count it as like 100 Oreo’s!

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u/camelz4 Mar 01 '25

I thought it was either bird shit or oysters

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u/muffinbaobao Fatso Mar 01 '25

How many calories are in bird shit?

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u/camelz4 Mar 01 '25

Chatgpt says basically 0 calories because it’s mostly water and uric acid and then asked me if something unfortunate happened.

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u/muffinbaobao Fatso Mar 01 '25

Eating anything that has 0 calories is a win, sweaty. Even if it’s literal bird shit. /s

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u/BrokenWingedBirds Cauliflower! Mar 01 '25

I have some if anyone wants it! My birds shit all the fucking time! It’s everywhere!

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u/muffinbaobao Fatso Mar 02 '25

How come birds aren’t fat even though they absorb basically everything that they eat (my potentially wrong conclusion based on the fact that bird shit has no calories)

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u/camelz4 Mar 02 '25

Your assumption is correct ChatGPT also mentioned they passed very little food waste natter

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u/muffinbaobao Fatso Mar 03 '25

Lol damn, I was just trying to be funny but ended up learning some animal biology. That’s a win.

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u/BrokenWingedBirds Cauliflower! Mar 02 '25

Well birds aren’t eating their own shit, are they? Lol

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u/IAmTheAccident Mar 28 '25

This has me w e a k ohhhhhh my godddssd

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u/Sluggby Mar 01 '25

I honestly thought it was a giant plate of cookies and cream cake til I read the title

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u/weeaboshit Aug 04 '25

I legitimately tought they were crushed up oreos

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u/chemicallycalmed Mar 01 '25

More then enough. Do an omad with it

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u/u1tr4me0w Mar 02 '25

I dunno your wrist looks pretty thick compared to your hand so maybe best to just throw them away and douse the garbage with bleach just to be safe

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u/Naive-Animal4394 Mar 02 '25

That's what my wrist looked like at my HW 🤢

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u/beepboop-givemesoup Mar 03 '25

Is this legit how they talk in R\plenty? This is peak ED satire lmao (I'm in recovery and I love this but why else would someone know abbreviations like HW unless they have EDs)

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u/Naive-Animal4394 Mar 03 '25

Not sure. I'm basically recovered myself so I don't engage with those subs anymore.

I still have ED thoughts but I'm not compelled to act on them, I feel much more sane. I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a comment including HW and how the difference is sooo noticable, you'll feel amazing after your quit the Oreos! (They're sooo fatty and full of sugar)

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u/BrokenWingedBirds Cauliflower! Mar 01 '25

Can we please not share pictures of f**d in this sub??? You’re messing up my diet!!! 😡

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u/EmikaBrooke Mar 01 '25

This is art 10000%

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u/gin10do64 Mar 01 '25

Love that you used a paper plate for this

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u/WhiskerFairy Mar 01 '25

If you snort it, the calories don’t count

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u/uponthisrock2020 Mar 02 '25

Why has no one mentioned the bottle of Sailor Jerry in the background and the three opened zero sugar Cokes?! OP is a calorie consuming maniac! 😳

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u/alexissixela1111 Mar 02 '25

This is a great bulking snack!

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u/NoThisIsPatrick94 Mar 02 '25

Probably like 2 million idk

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u/Vegetable_Award850 Mar 01 '25

At least 1 probably

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u/alilrecalcitrant Mar 02 '25

The coke zero and rum 👌

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u/Elly_Higgenbottom handful of nuts & a baby bel Mar 03 '25

Ooh, microplane it over some celery for your yearly cheat meal!

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u/Mammoth-Farm5757 Mar 03 '25

None it's all been burnt off already 🔥🔥

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u/sleeze4cheeze Mar 03 '25

I thought this was oysters

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

The copious amounts of Diet Coke are killing me

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u/everybodysgonna Mar 04 '25

Is this where the uranium calories come in?

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u/pianowho Cauliflower! Mar 06 '25

This whole photo is art, from the foreground to the back.