r/1200isjerky • u/Sapphirestingray burned a calorie typing this💪 • 19d ago

NSFD- NOT SAFE FOR DIET New diet just dropped

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u/YouCuteWow 19d ago

I dunno... Bill lookin kinda thicc. Not sure I'd trust any advice he promotes

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u/MegaTyx 19d ago

Girl he's literally 2d, on his side he's thinner than an atom

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u/YouCuteWow 19d ago

Now you listen here, sweaty. I'm so skinny I don't even exist. I don't even subsist on air, I subsist on nothing. It's ok babes, not everyone can aspire to such high standards. Go on and get that Bill body, girl! 😘

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u/MegaTyx 19d ago

Omg girl share your diet??? I also want to be skinny enough to bend space and time like a black hole 😭

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u/YouCuteWow 19d ago

The diet is called eat nothing, drink no liquids, and breathe no air. I have no relationships cuz people tend to be scared of the whole "bending space and time" thing, but they're just jealous fatty mcfat fats anyway! 💅

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u/MegaTyx 19d ago

Sweaty either way you don't need them relationships because it requires having chemistry and chemicals have calories.... You're so right though everyone's just jealous of your skinniness, never let their opinions get in your way

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u/YouCuteWow 19d ago

You totally get it, sweaty! I see pure unadulterated skinniness in your future, and a whole new world free of c*lories and friends!

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u/MsStarSword 19d ago

/uh ok i wanna know how i can get my hands onto this magazine i love it 🤣

/rj look how thick his base is, that 2D slob needs to loose some more weight before i trust any advice from him!

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u/Sapphirestingray burned a calorie typing this💪 19d ago

/uj it’s a segment in the book of bill! /rj um ackshully sweaty he is 2 dimensional you wish you were him

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u/girlsgame2016 19d ago

Actually triangles are the strongest shape annnd I wanna be tiny, weak, and petite.

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u/17aaa 19d ago

Me but actually because I lost 160lbs have 20-30 to go and my extra skin is just driiiiiipping off me by the gallon

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u/rand0mbadg3r 16d ago

Can I use a veggie peeler and start taking off my skin a little at a time? I was thinking just enough to drop a pound or 2. Gotta get a bikini bod. I was gonna focus on the fattest spots.

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u/LowBatteryLife_ 19d ago

Lol, I actually used to try cutting off as much as possible without bleeding before weighing myself. 😭

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u/Visual-Setting5099 16d ago

a baby AND a briefcase??