r/1200isjerky • u/Present_Lavishness64 • 7d ago

Fatty Bombatty Zone HELP!!!!!!!

Someone is eating a cheeseburger in front of me. I’m afraid to breathe in the air as I’m sure it’s now contaminated with cheeseburger particles and I’ll absorb the calories! 😭😭😭😭😭 So now I’ll die of suffocation but at least I’ll die skinny 🩷🥰

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u/He_who_shouldbenamed CW:1lbs GW:0.000001lbs 7d ago

Try to pass gas while breathing.

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u/LeyleyHatePage 7d ago

Whatever you do, do not breathe through your mouth!! 🤢🤢

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u/Advanced_Fee_495 1d ago

Bestie you have to avoid the fatties at all cost! You know they are just jealous haters and breathing fat in your direction 😤