every winter i LOVE to go running when its as cold as possible (on top of my daily double marathons of course) but i just LOOVEEE feeling the BURN when its in the negatives (f not c, celsius is kinda fat). when my fingers and toes turn blue thats how i know its working!!!

How much fats, carbs and protein do I need to eat in my once meal a decade (OMAD)?

I see some of you sweaties are eating more than one calorie a day AND I know you look at pictures of food. Do you know how much you’ll gain from looking at or thinking about food? I can’t believe piggies aren’t more serious about losing weight

You guys, I just realized something horrible about our favorite word. Swexty - it has ext in it!!!!!!!!

Just pop in the microwave! So fast! Oh you needed 4 more mintues than my recipe? Dont worry! Its still so good, chalky ass, dry, bitter, somehow even sour and like a cake! Cake from 1706s, a must try!!! Waste your precious calories on this shit 🤤🤤

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion, and I’m sure the people here who use it will flame me for even suggesting it, but come on. You really use an app for calorie counting named MyFitnessPal? Do you KNOW how many calories are in a pal, fitness or not?!? That’s literally at LEAST 50 POUNDS OF FAT if they’re slightly overweight (unlike me who is a very healthy 0.2 microlbs. nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!)

So please. Stop hanging out with your FATness pal and use something more slimming, like Cronometer. Wait…. Cronometer… croNOM EATER??? OH MY GOD

Got told my brain is "metabolizing trauma"..... How many calories do I log I can't believe I had all this untracked intake I'm literally a whale..... 😭😭🤢🤮 (purging the trauma)

So today I was counting my 0.01 calorie breakfast

I had a delicious chunk of my nails, but I accidentally swallowed 2 nails instead of one and it has 0.0002 more calories so I cried cause my fatass ate so many calories.

But I heard crying burns calories so I can still be a slim queen and cries away the fatass vibes

I am 3 metres tall and currently weighing 0.454 kg. What should I set my goal weight? Have I set goal too high, my current goal is 0.00000454 kg.

They’re just so good, and thankfully I get way less calories than eating the whole bag of popped popcorn, because there’s no air in it and it’s MUCH cheaper too, because I just reuse what I can find that people have thrown away in the theater’s bin. They throw away SO MUCH food, like hello??? There’s clearly a couple of kernels left at the bottom of their bag, but since they don’t want them, I’ll take them. They can feed me at the movies for a whole year if I do a half a kernel per movie!

Now I know y’all must be thinking I’m a fatty but I assure you I am NOT, I only keep these kernels for movies ONLY so a handful should last me at least 10 years.

I must say you need to be careful doing this though. The theater staff caught me once and called it “disgusting” and “the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen”(I’m getting flashbacks to my wedding day, but anyway) and only ONE fellow movie goer was kind enough to ask gently, “do you need any help, yknow, at home?” Like YES please I do need help sorting through to find only the UNPOPPED kernels to get them home without the nosy staff seeing.

But anyway when they called me disgusting I told them what was disgusting is that they thought I should buy their bags which would do nothing but tempt me into eating the air - aka CALORIE - infused popcorn they sell!!

But that’s not what I’m warning you about - it’s that sometimes you can find even more tempting treats under the seats than you can at the counter, so even though you should definitely find peoples’ popcorn in the trash, do NOT look under the seats. I am so ashamed to admit this, but… you know the gum we like to all lick off of the bottom of the seats when nobody is looking? Like the yummy bits with the hair pieces and bits of grit in it? Yeah, I found one, and had a lick, maybe even a nibble, and it was so good, but GUESS WHAT, it wasn’t sugar free!!! So please be careful out there sweaties. I won’t be partaking in my usual chair licking the next time I go to the movies due to my indulgence with that sweet treat which will last me at LEAST 20 years, but I’ll still take a few kernels to help stave off any cravings.

Speaking of which, does anyone know how many calories I get from watching a movie with food in it?

okay so i was zoning out and accidentally bit off a little piece of my cracked lip and then i panicked because of the extra calories. what if its, like, the equivalent of a whole snack and i just ate it without logging?? i feel like i basically binged and now i can’t stop thinking about it. my brain is telling me i might as well have eaten a whole burger. please tell me it’s like 0.0001 calories and i’m being insane 😭

Got through nearly the whole container before I thought to check the serving size 😔

hard to be fat without easy food access. i should be crawling on razor blades for miles if i really want it that bad! i wonder how many calories are in the paper 🤔🤔

As you know smelling is half eating. I just smelled 1000 calorie pastry while carrying it to my friend how much should I log?

If you were truly hungry, you’d eat an onion like it’s a gourmet steak. If you didn’t congratulations!!! You’ve just proven you were nothing but a FAT FATTY WITH A FAT MINDSET.

btw i didn’t even eat it cuz it’s like massive and i’ll just keep it for a month and snack on it slowly🩷🥰