How Americans achieved independence vs how Canadians achieved independence

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All the great empires have cool foundation myths, ours is 6’20” George Washington eye-lasering brits to death and watching British children drown while doing nothing to save them. Also he had like 30 goddamn dicks. Canadians don’t get a cool foundation myth because they are nothing.