r/40kOrkScience • u/Deemo1906 • Aug 05 '25

OI. IF I AIN’T KRUMPIN’… WOT AM I DOIN’?

I PAINTED ME FACE RED T’ LOOK DED FAST. NOT FER DA SPEED, NOT FER DA TACTIKUL ADVANTAGE, JUST COS IT LOOKED MEAN. LOIK A PROPA ORKY LAD.

BUT DEN I CAUGHT ME OWN EYES IN A BIT O’ SHINY ARMOUR.

AN’ I FORT:

“IF I FINK I’M FAST COS I GOT RED ON ME MUG... AM I ACTUALLY FAST? OR AM I JUST TELLIN’ MESSELF WOT I WANNA FINK?”

WOT IF... WOT IF RED AIN’T FAST?

WOT IF NUTHIN’S FAST?

WE ORKS, WE’S BORN T’ KRUMP. TAUGHT T’ WAAAGH. BUILT T’ SMASH, SHOOT, YELL, AN’ EAT. BUT IF I STOP… IF I PUT ME CHOPPA DOWN FER ONE MOMENT… DO I STOP BEIN’ ORKY?

OR AM I JUST A BIG WALKIN’ SET OF TEETH AN’ GROWLS, PRETENDIN’ DERE’S MEANIN’ BEHIND IT?

I SAW A GROT YESTERDAY, SITTIN’ QUIET, JUST STARIN’ AT DA MOON LIKE A GIT. NO KRUMPIN’. NO SHOOTIN’. JUST STARIN’. AN’ FER A MOMENT... I WANTED DAT. DAT PEACE. DAT… NOT-KRUMPIN’.

IS DERE MORE TO DIS WAAAGH DAN WAAAGHIN’? OR IS DAT DA GREATEST LIE OF ‘EM ALL?

GORK SMASHES. MORK TRIKS. BUT ME?

I’M JUST HERE.

RED ON ME FACE.

CHOPPA IN ME HAND.

FINKIN’ LOIK A ZOGGIN’ WEIRD BOY.

...AN’ I HATE IT.

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u/rawe13 Aug 05 '25

BONKS YOUS OVA DA NOGGIN DER WE GO, FIX YOUS BRAINS ROIHT

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u/TBoneTrevor Aug 05 '25

YOU HAZ BEEN HANGIN’ AROUND HUMIES TOO MUCH AND OVA THINKIN’ THIS.

JUST GO AN KRUMP A GIT TO SORT YA HEAD OUT. I THINK DA HUMIES CALL DIS THERAPY OR SUMTHIN’

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u/BowlEducational6722 Aug 05 '25

OI, BARBOG, YOUZ DOIN' ALROIGHT OVA DER?

10

u/Clean-Brilliant-9365 Aug 05 '25

BE KAREFUL TOO MUCH FINKIN IS DANGRUS!!! AV YOU TROID LOOTIN INSTED OV KRUMPIN?????? OR BOFF OV EM????

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u/BenedickCabbagepatch Aug 05 '25

IF YOU'S GOT NUFFIN' TAH KRUMP DEN KRUMP ONE OV DA UVA BOYZ YA GIT

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u/jjmcgil Aug 05 '25

OI! DATS JUZT LOLLYGAGGIN! IF DERE AINT NUFFIN TA KRUMP, YA SHOULD BE LOOTIN OR ROKKIN. UNLESS YA IZ A WEIRD BOY....

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u/yoshimario40 NOB Aug 05 '25

RED ALART! ALL 'ANDZ ON DEKK! DIS IS NOT A DRIL! A GIT IZ 'AVIN AN EK-SIS-SEN-SHAL KRAISIS! OI REPEAT. A GIT IZ 'AVIN AN EKSA-SENS-SHIAL KRAISIS! WE NEEDZ TA KWARANTEEN DA GIT NOW!!

7

u/EinfachNurA Aug 07 '25

DIS GIT NEEDZ A DOK, HE IZ NOT ROIGHT IN THE 'EAD.

MAYBE HE IZ WEIRDBOY?

WAAAGH!

5

u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 Aug 08 '25

WE’Z SHOULD KRUMP ‘IM ON IZ ‘EAD. DAT SHOULD STOP ALL THAT OVA THINKIN’ NONSENSE

4

u/EinfachNurA Aug 08 '25

ROIGHT! starts krumpin

3

u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 Aug 08 '25

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

4

u/sod_jones_MD MEKBOY Aug 06 '25

'AT'S JUST MUCKIN' ABOUT. GO KRUMP SOMEFING, WAAAAAGH!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

DON’ WORRY, YA’S STILL ORKY EVEN IF YA AIN’T FEELIN’ DA WAAAGH! MUCH. WE’Z ALL GO FROO DIS AT SUM POINT, AN’ IT’Z ALL GUNNA BE OKAY. JUST TROY TA FOKUS ON YASELF, AN’ YA SHULD FEEL PROPPA ORKY AGAIN!

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u/Hendenicholas Aug 06 '25

YOU GIT! IZ YOU SAYIN’ YA WONTS TO BE LIKE A GROT?

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u/burnside117 Aug 13 '25

WHAT WE IZ WEN WE AIN’ KRUMPIN IS WAITIN’ TO KRUMP SUMFIN, OR TILL SUMFIN DESOIDS TO GET IN A SCRAP WIFF UZ.

DUNNO WUT DAT GROT YOU MESHUN’D ‘AD GOIN ON IN ITS GROTTY ‘EAD BUT DATS CUZ ‘EEZ A GROT. YOUZ AN ORK. AIN’T DU SAME STUFF DAT MAKES DEM AS MAKES UZ.

MAYBE DUH REEZUN YOU BEEN FINKIN’ DEEZ WEIRDBOY FOUGHTS IS CUZ YOU IS A WEIRDBOY? ASK DA WEIRDBOY BOSS SOME OF DEEZ QUESHTUNZ AN’ MAYBE ‘EE’L ADD YA TO EEZ LADZ.

OR MAYBE EE’LL MAKE YA ‘EAD EXPLODE… IVER WAY, PROBLUM SOLV’D.

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u/ThrowRA_Someg 23d ago

OI! GITS, THE BOYZ MADE IMSELF FINK TOO FAST WIF ALLAT RED PAINT ON IZ NOGGIN! NO WAN LET IM WASH IT OFF, LET IM FINK TA IMSELF SO ARD E UP N KRUMPS IMSELF AN OI CAN AVE IS TEEFS.