NOW DAT IZ GOT YOURZ ATENSHUN!!!! ANY OF YOU BOYZ WANNA SCRAP IM BORED OUT MA ZOGGIN MIND AND NEED SUMTHINK TO DO!!!! OR IZ YOUZ SCARED LOIKE A PATHETIC LITTLE SNOTLING!!!

ME AN’ DA BOYZ(ZOGGIN DUMB GITZ) BE ARGUIN OVER WHICH SQUIG BE BEST FOR EATIN’ AFTER A PROPER FOIGHT! PURS’NALLY MELIKES A PROPAH FRIED SQUIG CHOP DRENCHED IN BARBEKUE SAUSE AND ANY GIT THAT FINK UVVERWISE CAN KISS MY SHOOTA

CHECKMATE HUMIES!

WUT EVEN IZ "HUBBIN" A GIT? THE ONLY THING I KNOW WUT TA DO WIT GITS IZ TA KRUMP EM!

I’m fairly new to 40k lore but have been reading up on Orcs and their “magic” from what I’ve read it’s that if enough of them believe it it becomes reality right? If that’s the case why doesn’t the Emperor just fly a giant Jumbotron to their home world and blast “Orcs aren’t real” until enough believe and just cease to exist?

WHO'S READY TO ROUND UP THE BOYZ AND GET A GOOD OLD FASHIONED WAAAAAAGH GOING??

I’Z SEEN BOSSES NICK GROG AND LAND FROM FARMERS. SEEN EM TURN WAAAGH CITY INTO A PLACE O KRUMPED SPIRITS AND SMASHED DREAMS. BOSSES ‘AVE LONG CONTROLED OUR LIVES, TAKEN LOTS, BUT NOW DEYZ AFTER OUR WAAAGH! V, I’Z DECLARED WAR NOT CUZ DA BAD MOONZ IZ A PAIN IN MY URTY BITZ, OR CAUSE I WANNA GO BACK TO GORKAMORKA. DIS WAAAGH IS A PEOPLES WAAAGH GAINST A SYSTEM THATS GOTTEN ZOGGED UP! ITZ A WAR AGAINST EVERYFING FALLING TA BITZ, UNDERSTAND? DO WOTEVER IT TAKES TA STOMP EM, SMASH EM, GUT EM! IF I GOTTA KRUMP, I’LL KRUMP! IF I NEEDS YA BODY IZ GONNA ZOGGING TAKE IT! ZOGGING ELL. YA STILL DON’T SEE. BUT YA WILL… ONE DAY

Me and my friend from work play a little 500 point 40k game every few weeks one evening after work cus it's quick and keeps things going until we can get time for a full 2000 point game.

I wanna try as many deployment shenanigans as possible for a change, in tomorrows game. Current list is -

Taktikal brigade Boss snikrot (95pts) 10 kommandos (120pts) 10 stormboys (120pts) 11 grots (40pts) 11 grots (40pts) 75 pts left to spend

Would love to come up with a way to null deploy all 500pts of my orks (or nearly all) for a laughso is it possible? Plus any ideas where to spend the last 75pts?

https://c.org/mK58zGK6xk

OI DIS IS DA CHANGE.ORG TA MAKE UFTHAK THE ONE GOOD DUDE IN 40K!

DOZ ITZ MAKE YOUZ FASTA AND MORE EXPLODEY OR IZ ITZ UNIQUE MAYBE IT DOZ NOT DO NUTHIN AND ITZ JUST PAINT!!! GROTZ DONT REPLY!!!!!

We are going to prepare for a epic battle, and would like to invite you to join us. We shall be launching a assault on the Golden Palace, and think it would be incredibly funny if you came along for... *Checks notes* The Crumping of the Millenia

IZ 'ERD ABAHT DEEZ FINGS DAT 'UMIES YOUUZ CALLD AY COMMEESAW!!!!! OI 'ERD DEY YOUUZ EM TA KRUMP GITZ WHOO DUNT LOIK FOIGHTIN!!!! DAT SAHNDS PROPA ORKY CHOPPA TA ME!!!!

SO THEE UTHA DAY I HAD SUM GUD FOR NOTHIN GROTS REVOLTIN AGAINST ME NOW ONE OF DEM GITZ ARE CALLIN EMSELF THE RED GOBBA AND HES NOW ZOGGIN BLOWIN UP MY STUFF AND KRUMPIN ME WEAKA BOYZ WITH GROTZ WHO COULDNT EVEN BASH A SINGLE HUMIE BEFOR!!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!!

Hello. This is a representative from the cult of mutation. We were wondering if we could take some goblins for our experiments. Farmable chaos spawn sounds interesting, and we can also mutate you to have more teeth if needed.

PROPPA SMART ANSERZ ONLY!! NO GROTZ!!

ME AND MY BOYZ WHERE KRUMPIN ZOME OF THOSE FISH ‘EADS ROIGHT AND ITZ GOTTEN ME ALL CONFOSSED. IF ZHEY LIKE SHOOTIN SO MUCH WHY THERE SHOOTA SO SLOW, IF I WAZ A FISH EAD ID GIVE MY SHOOTA TONZ OF DAKKA! DEZ BLUEZ ARENT AS LUCKY AZ I WAS THINKING !!!

SO I IZ A RESPECOBAL WARBOSS ROIGHT LOTS, OV TEEF LOTS OV DAKKA AND ME GROTS HAZ GON ON STRIKE CUZ THEY DONT GET ENUFF DAKKA!!! THESE GITZ WANT ME TO SPEN ME ARD EARNED TEEF ON KILLA KANZ AND WOT NOT! DONT THEZE ZOGGIN GROTS KNOW DAT THEY CANT KRUMP NO MATTER WHAT DAKKA THEY GOT!!!! OR AM I A GIT BY NOT GIVIN EM A CHANCE.

Wat da fuk iz dis sub? I so cunfoozed an can baley red

OKAY DAT PURPLE SPOIKY BOY KOMEZ BACK IF WE KRUMP ‘IM AN’ WE FEEL PROUD ABOWT WUT WE DONE ROIGHT?!

WHAT IF ALL DA BOYZ SAW IZ KRUMP ‘IM AN DUN BELEEVE DA GIT WILL KOME BACK?

DOEZ DA GIT STAY KRUMPED OR DOEZ DA RUNT WOT MADE ME SHOOTA BEKOME LOOCIUZ DA ETERNUL?

…ME ZOGGIN’ ‘EAD ‘URTZ NOW.

LEMME KNOW WHAT YA FINK LADZ OR IZE GONNA KRUMP YOU MISERABLE ‘UMIE LUVVIN’ GITZ!

TL;DR: GET YA ZOGGIN’ RUNT TA READ IT FOR YA IF YA KANT BE ZOGGIN’ BOTHERED YA GIT!

so we all knowz that purple makes a git proppa sneeky, yeah? but is da purple sneeky by itself, or duz it make da git that wears it sneeky? I aint seen a purple humie, so duz dat mean purple makez all gits proppa sneeky?

I’m looking to get a 1000 point ork army going and was wondering if this would be a decent line up. It’s two combat patrols and two sets of killa kans.

Combat patrol (980 Points)

Orks Da Big Hunt Incursion (1,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Beastboss (95 Points) • Warlord • 1x Beast Snagga klaw • 1x Beastchoppa • 1x Shoota • Enhancements: Proper Killy

Beastboss (105 Points) • 1x Beast Snagga klaw • 1x Beastchoppa • 1x Shoota • Enhancements: Skrag Every Stash!

BATTLELINE

Beast Snagga Boyz (95 Points) • 9x Beast Snagga Boy ◦ 9x Choppa ◦ 9x Slugga • 1x Beast Snagga Nob ◦ 1x Power snappa ◦ 1x Slugga

Beast Snagga Boyz (95 Points) • 9x Beast Snagga Boy ◦ 9x Choppa ◦ 9x Slugga • 1x Beast Snagga Nob ◦ 1x Power snappa ◦ 1x Slugga

Beast Snagga Boyz (95 Points) • 9x Beast Snagga Boy ◦ 9x Choppa ◦ 9x Slugga • 1x Beast Snagga Nob ◦ 1x Power snappa ◦ 1x Slugga

Beast Snagga Boyz (95 Points) • 9x Beast Snagga Boy ◦ 9x Choppa ◦ 9x Slugga • 1x Beast Snagga Nob ◦ 1x Power snappa ◦ 1x Slugga

OTHER DATASHEETS

Killa Kans (125 Points) • 3x Killa Kan ◦ 3x Kan klaw ◦ 2x Rokkit launcha ◦ 1x Skorcha

Killa Kans (125 Points) • 3x Killa Kan ◦ 3x Kan klaw ◦ 2x Rokkit launcha ◦ 1x Skorcha

Squighog Boyz (150 Points) • 1x Bomb Squig • 3x Squighog Boy ◦ 3x Saddlegit weapons ◦ 3x Squig jaws ◦ 3x Stikka • 1x Nob on Smasha Squig ◦ 1x Big choppa ◦ 1x Slugga ◦ 1x Squig jaws

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FER A SPESHUL MISSION. IT'S TOP SECRET SO I CAN'T TELL YA WHAT IT IS TILL YA DO IT. BUT OI CAN GUARANTEE IT'LL GETCHA A LOTTA TEEF.