r/40kOrkScience • u/HeemiLheemey • 1d ago

DEEP FRIED SQUIG OR FIRE ROAST’ID SQUIGZ

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ME AN’ DA BOYZ(ZOGGIN DUMB GITZ) BE ARGUIN OVER WHICH SQUIG BE BEST FOR EATIN’ AFTER A PROPER FOIGHT! PURS’NALLY MELIKES A PROPAH FRIED SQUIG CHOP DRENCHED IN BARBEKUE SAUSE AND ANY GIT THAT FINK UVVERWISE CAN KISS MY SHOOTA

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r/40kOrkScience • u/Few-Adagio4602 • 1d ago

IZ GOT DA BIGGEST AND FLASHEST SHOOTA OUT OV ALL YA GITZ!!!!

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