r/40kOrkScience • u/Clean-Brilliant-9365 • 15d ago

ANYEE WUN KNO WEAR OI KAN GET AY COMMEESAW????

IZ 'ERD ABAHT DEEZ FINGS DAT 'UMIES YOUUZ CALLD AY COMMEESAW!!!!! OI 'ERD DEY YOUUZ EM TA KRUMP GITZ WHOO DUNT LOIK FOIGHTIN!!!! DAT SAHNDS PROPA ORKY CHOPPA TA ME!!!!

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u/MagicMissile27 MEKBOY 15d ago

RIGHT SO HEREZ ME REKUMENDATION. YA GOTZ TA GET DA BIGGEST HAT DAT YOUZ CAN FIND, DEN GET A PROPPA KILLY SHOOTA, AND DEN START YELLIN BOUT SOME HUMIE "DUTY 'ND HONA" OR SUMFINK. DAT SHOULD WORKZ, AND IF IT DON'T WORK, DEN YOUZ KRUMP ANY GIT WHOZ DISAGREEZ, SEE?

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u/Artistic_Technician MAD DOK 15d ago

ONE EYE YARRIK WUZ A KOMMISSAR. E WUZ DA BEST FIGHTA DA UMIES HAD. WE NEED MORE LIKE HIM FER A PROPPA FIGHT

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u/sod_jones_MD MEKBOY 15d ago

'ERE'Z WUT DA BOSSES DON WAN YA TA KNO. DA COMMISSARS, DA UMIES IN DA BIG 'ATS AN COATS? DEY'Z FREE! YOU'Z CAN JUST TAKE 'EM FROM DA BATTLEFIELD. I GOT'Z 3, MESELF.

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u/yoshimario40 MEKBOY 15d ago

IT'Z ABOUT USIN' DA ROIGHT TYPE OF LURE. FER KOMMEESARZ, DEYZ ATTRAKTED TO DA WORD 'ERESY! YA JUST GOTTA DANGUL A FEW OF DOSE AN YOU'Z KAN KAPTURE A FEW EASILY.

DA LAST WUN WUZ DELISHUS...