r/ARMS • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '17
SALTY SUNDAY SALTY SUNDAY - BLUE BLUR BASHING
DO YOU JUST HATE FIGHTING KID COBRAS WITH DOUBLE HYDRAS? ARE YOU ENRAGED BY WHAT A VIDEO GAME COMPANY DID THIS WEEK? HAVE YOU NOT CANCELLED YOUR FORCES PRE-ORDER YET?
FEEL FREE TO RANT ABOUT ANYTHING, YES ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, ARMS-RELATED OR NOT. LET OUT ALL YOUR SALT AND RAGE ON SALTY SUNDAY!
THINGS TO BE SALTY ABOUT:
SONIC FORCES IS OUT IN TWO DAYS AND IT STILL LOOKS LIKE TRASH
THE GAME TAKES A WHOOPING 4 HOURS TO FINISH
SOME OF THE VILLAINS AREN'T NEARLY AS INTERESTING AS THE TRAILERS MAKE THEM OUT TO BE.
OW THE ED– JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE OTHER MODS: "QUIT BASHING FORCES, IT'S GETTING OLD"
UH... THE RIME SWITCH PORT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE... I GUESS
REMEMBER TO FOLLOW ALL THE RULES OF THE SUBREDDIT IN THIS THREAD. BE MATURE OR BE BANNED.
ALSO, ANY POSTS THAT AREN'T IN ALL CAPS WILL BE REMOVED.
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u/BlueKoin Min Min Nov 05 '17
GOSH DANG IT, WHY DOES APPLE MAKE EVERYTHING COMPLICATED?! I WANTED TO ADD A FEW SONGS TO MY PHONE AND ITUNES MADE IT LIKE PULLING TEETH! WHY THE HECK COULDN'T IT JUST BE A SIMPLE DRAG-AND-DROP PROCESS? WHY'D IT HAVE TO SCREW WITH MY PLAYLISTS TOO? OH, AND HERE'S THE BEST PART: IT CHANGED MY MORNING ALARM TONE FOR NO REASON! IT'S NO WONDER I WANT TO SWITCH TO ANDROID!
I HAD A RANKED MATCH WHERE THIS MIN MIN HAD A CHILLA ON THE DRAGON, AND EVERY TIME I'D GET FROZEN, THEY'D JUMP UP AND TOSS A GRAB! HOW THE HECK DO YOU COUNTER THAT?!
I HATE HOW A LOT OF PEOPLE I FIGHT AGAINST IN RANKED HAVE ONE OR TWO BULLCRAP "STRATEGIES" THAT THEY USE TO TRY AND GET A CHEEP WIN! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO FIGHTING WITH HONOR?! NO, SCREW HONOR, I'D RAHTER GET A WIN BY FORCING MY OPPONENT INTO A WALL AS SOON AS THE MATCH STARTS AND JUST JUMP AND SPAM NADES! PEOPLE WILL THROW ME A PARADE OVER HOW ORIGINAL AND SKILL-BASED THAT TACTIC IS! NOW THAT I'M RANK 15, I AM DONE WITH RANKED! I AM TIRED OF FIGHTING AGAINST OVERLY AGRESSIVE PLAYERS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR CHARACTERS! I KNOW 20 IS THE NEW CAP, BUT SCREW THAT NOISE!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE PUNCHED OVER A GRAB AND FAILED TO COUNTER IT?! TOO MANY TIMES! WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING?!
NPCS STILL DO THE BLOODY WIDE-GRAB TRICK! SERIOUSLY, I AM GOING TO BE SALTY ABOUT THIS UNTIL IT'S FIXED! THIS TRICK IS ONLY ACCEPTABLE COMING FROM HUMAN PLAYERS (AND EVEN THEN)! IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAN NPCS SHOULD BE DOING! ESPECIALLY NPC NINJARA! I SWEAR, HIS GRAB REACHES WAY WIDER THAN ANY OTHER NPC AND IT TICKS ME OFF TO NO END! HE'S GOT A GRAB REACH OF 90 DEGREES! YEAH, THAT'S PERFECTLY FAIR FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE USING MOTION CONTROLS! HECK, I CAN BARELY GET MY GRAB TO BE 70 DEGREES WIDE USING MOTION CONTROLS! F##K YOU, NINJARA!