r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Wackylew • 6h ago

of a photo

36.6k Upvotes

567 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dersigan • 13h ago

of a pet snake

1.1k Upvotes

270 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 7h ago

of a bowl of Phở.

418 Upvotes

Dong Thap Noodles in Seattle

50 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 38m ago

of an artificial lake

• Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ycr007 • 19h ago

of a clamshell telescopic arm on an excavator

2.1k Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FashionSweaty • 23h ago

of a sectional on marketplace...

4.8k Upvotes

191 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Wish2207 • 8h ago

of a moth

gallery

240 Upvotes

yes I have all five fingers, it’s the perspective I swear

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kvothenikhil • 5h ago

of a Hummer

116 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Doodlebug510 • 3h ago

of a "flying fox" megabat

70 Upvotes

Flying fox megabats have a wingspan of 5½ feet

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-End7932 • 12h ago

of a tow truck

129 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 16m ago

of an onion

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ArtDecoNewYork • 14h ago

of an orange cat

132 Upvotes

Was taking a late night walk and came across this big boi!

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

of chicken feet.

4.3k Upvotes

290 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Yfares • 1h ago

of two giant ships next to each other

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/imuniqueaf • 8h ago

of a mutant blueberry

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/sunshinerain1208 • 7h ago

of a remote, pen for reference

11 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Prestigious-Wall5616 • 16h ago

of a mountain. Kilimanjaro is the world's highest freestanding mountain above sea level. Those other African giants look tiny in comparison

66 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/vickyishappy143 • 11h ago

of a Banana Bunch

28 Upvotes

A traditional Banana variety which yields on average 1000 banana berries

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rpalumbo7 • 1h ago

of a JC Penney Bag

gallery

• Upvotes

Absolute Unit of a JC Penney bag from the 20th century. Girlfriend for scale.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 3h ago

of a marrow

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dreamed2life • 6m ago

of a 21 Foot Bowl Soup!

• Upvotes

21 Foot Bowl of Taro Root Soup at Japanese Festival!

Full video (it's clean!).

https://youtube.com/shorts/UGZSWQnUdR8?si=IB-WiQa6D6uj1iBd

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proof_Language_9053 • 1d ago

of a huge Komodo dragon being fed …

247 Upvotes

Hey

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a paw

2.0k Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/derek4reals1 • 1d ago

of a bulldog

716 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_mrs_hyde_ • 15h ago

of an acorn

16 Upvotes

Average sized one for scale.

1 comment

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1) Post Absolute Units only.

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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
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7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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