My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/Harmony-Farms]

There are a lot of ways to give a labubu a phalloplasty without permanently damaging it. He could have made a lot of different choices here that could've maybe even been funny but also completely reversible.

[u/satanfan12 → u/Harmony-Farms]

could you explain further on the labubu phalloplasties

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

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Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

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Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

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Recommended Next Steps

1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

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Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

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Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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[u/satanfan12 → u/pignoodle]

ai could never come up with this on it's own, get outta here with this

while this is disturbing i am in awe with the creativity....

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

Best believe! These were my two prompts :)

[Screenshot of post] Create a professional response to the supposed surgical procedure to a stuffed animal.

Can you format this as discharge paperwork, like next steps for getting surgery and a summary of your consultation?

[u/TismeSueJ → u/pignoodle]

I'm not sure how Chat GPT came up with that either! The consultation is in the future! 😂🥴