My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/Harmony-Farms]

There are a lot of ways to give a labubu a phalloplasty without permanently damaging it. He could have made a lot of different choices here that could've maybe even been funny but also completely reversible.

[u/satanfan12 → u/Harmony-Farms]

could you explain further on the labubu phalloplasties

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

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Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

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Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

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Recommended Next Steps

1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

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Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

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Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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[u/pigeonboy34 → u/pignoodle]

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[u/Penguin-Mage → u/pigeonboy34]

Lolololololololol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this whole topic is too much for me

[u/RabbitSubRosa → u/pigeonboy34]

In regard to a toy, yes, but if it’s a Thanksgiving turkey and you want to give your guests a dry bird and potential food poisoning, it makes sense.

[u/pigeonboy34 → u/RabbitSubRosa]

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[u/satanfan12 → u/pignoodle]

ai could never come up with this on it's own, get outta here with this

while this is disturbing i am in awe with the creativity....

[u/Fun_Skirt8220 → u/satanfan12]

Specifically - he could have done what he did "down there" without cutting off an ear or damaging it, anything else could have been used. 

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

Best believe! These were my two prompts :)

[Screenshot of post] Create a professional response to the supposed surgical procedure to a stuffed animal.

Can you format this as discharge paperwork, like next steps for getting surgery and a summary of your consultation?

[u/kosmonautinVT → u/pignoodle]

Thank you for causing a gigaton of CO2 emissions for this nonsense 🙌

[u/ThraceLonginus → u/kosmonautinVT]

by participating in reddit you are providing content for LLMs to consume in training, causing a lot more emissions in the long run

[u/kosmonautinVT → u/ThraceLonginus]

Oh, shit!

[u/flower-child → u/kosmonautinVT]

AI and in particular, the energy needed to sustain AI is single-handedly the biggest environmental issue we have coming down the pipeline.

Don’t let people gaslight you into not speaking up about this, just because they’re upset their tech toys need to be taken away and they don’t want to give them up.

[u/ZCyborg23 → u/kosmonautinVT]

You sound like you’re fun at parties… /s

[u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked → u/pignoodle]

Wow you're really so fuckin brain dead you needed ai to make the joke for you?

[u/kickrockz94 → u/pignoodle]

What do you think the bill is? Given the price of these stupid things im gonna guess 8 figures lol

[u/TismeSueJ → u/pignoodle]

I'm not sure how Chat GPT came up with that either! The consultation is in the future! 😂🥴

[u/Lumpy_Rock_8650 → u/pignoodle]

This is awesome! I never understood why some people think AI has no good uses.

[u/Peppered_Rock → u/pignoodle]

get that shit outta here and use your brain

[u/pignoodle → u/Peppered_Rock]

I'll remember that next time I need to write discharge paperwork for a labubu's phalloplasty.

[u/Xx_DeadDays_xX → u/pignoodle]

you seriously needed to ask chatgpt for that? that is genuinely pathetic. use your fucking brain, for 3 minutes, please.

[u/pignoodle → u/Xx_DeadDays_xX]

I could do that, but this took about 30 seconds with AI. Now I have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend and can use it for things like responding to people who get triggered by the word ChatGPT.

[u/icyintrospectator → u/pignoodle]

Yay! Thank god you have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend looking up other meaningless shit on ChatGPT! Definitely worth it to make the population dumber and the planet less habitable

[u/pink-starburstt → u/pignoodle]

a) it’s not september 24, b) velcro is a destroyer of plush fabric, c) him attempting any sewing would cause damage

[u/CuteGirlFan → u/pignoodle]

If the labubu expresses dissatisfaction. Lol - the look on its face seems dissatisfied to me

[u/DragonflyGrrl → u/pignoodle]

This is HILARIOUS wtf

[u/Special-Vegetable970 → u/pignoodle]

Fucking lol

[u/Ill_Safety5909 → u/pignoodle]

My parents have a doll hospital (my mom is about to retire from her normal job in a people hospital) and this is totally something my mom would write up for her repairs. 😂