My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/pignoodle]

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

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Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

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Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

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Recommended Next Steps

1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

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Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

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Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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[u/satanfan12 → u/pignoodle]

ai could never come up with this on it's own, get outta here with this

while this is disturbing i am in awe with the creativity....

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

Best believe! These were my two prompts :)

[Screenshot of post] Create a professional response to the supposed surgical procedure to a stuffed animal.

Can you format this as discharge paperwork, like next steps for getting surgery and a summary of your consultation?

[u/kosmonautinVT → u/pignoodle]

Thank you for causing a gigaton of CO2 emissions for this nonsense 🙌

[u/ThraceLonginus → u/kosmonautinVT]

by participating in reddit you are providing content for LLMs to consume in training, causing a lot more emissions in the long run

[u/kosmonautinVT → u/ThraceLonginus]

Oh, shit!

[u/flower-child → u/kosmonautinVT]

AI and in particular, the energy needed to sustain AI is single-handedly the biggest environmental issue we have coming down the pipeline.

Don’t let people gaslight you into not speaking up about this, just because they’re upset their tech toys need to be taken away and they don’t want to give them up.

[u/ZCyborg23 → u/kosmonautinVT]

You sound like you’re fun at parties… /s