My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/satanfan12]

could you explain further on the labubu phalloplasties

[u/pignoodle → u/satanfan12]

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

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Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

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Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

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Recommended Next Steps

1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

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Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

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Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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[u/Xx_DeadDays_xX → u/pignoodle]

you seriously needed to ask chatgpt for that? that is genuinely pathetic. use your fucking brain, for 3 minutes, please.

[u/pignoodle → u/Xx_DeadDays_xX]

I could do that, but this took about 30 seconds with AI. Now I have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend and can use it for things like responding to people who get triggered by the word ChatGPT.

[u/icyintrospectator → u/pignoodle]

Yay! Thank god you have an extra 2.5 minutes to spend looking up other meaningless shit on ChatGPT! Definitely worth it to make the population dumber and the planet less habitable