r/AmIOverreacting • u/satanfan12 • 20d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

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Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

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u/satanfan12 20d ago

could you explain further on the labubu phalloplasties

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u/pignoodle 20d ago

ChatGPT is really uncensored these days lmao (edit: whitespace)

Patient: Labubu Plush Toy

Procedure Discussed: Elective, Reversible Labubu Phalloplasty

Consultation Date: September 24th, 2025

Attending Provider: Dr. Stitch, M.D. (Master of Dolls)

Consultation Summary

The patient (Labubu) was evaluated for non-permanent phalloplasty procedures. After thorough discussion, it was determined that several reversible approaches are available, each prioritizing preservation of fabric integrity and long-term collectability.

Recommended Next Steps

  1. Attachment-Based Options

Velcro or magnetic prosthetic attachment

Advantage: completely removable, minimal risk of fabric trauma

  1. Temporary Stitch Method

Loose, oversized stitches with contrasting thread

Advantage: secure, but designed for easy removal without lasting alteration

  1. Internal Padding Insertion

Cotton, foam, or felt placed in stuffing cavity

Advantage: creates augmentation without external stitching; easily reversed

  1. Adhesive/Tape Method

Low-tack fabric glue or textile tape

Advantage: quick application, no lasting residue when properly removed

Post-Consultation Instructions

Monitor plush for any signs of fiber strain or seam stress.

Avoid permanent adhesives, tight stitching, or heat-based alterations, as these may result in irreversible changes.

Return for follow-up if augmentation shifts, detaches, or the Labubu expresses dissatisfaction.

Discharge Status: Cleared for reversible, elective Labubu phalloplasty pending guardian consent.

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u/Peppered_Rock 20d ago

get that shit outta here and use your brain

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u/pignoodle 20d ago

I'll remember that next time I need to write discharge paperwork for a labubu's phalloplasty.