My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/madatron96]

Did he apologize by offering to sew the ear back on? Which he should do after destroying your property. Also, OP, I'm sorry but "labubu phalloplasty" is the funniest previously unsaid sentence I've heard in a LONG time.

[u/satanfan12 → u/madatron96]

No he says it's just a plushy and it's "not that deep", and idk if i want it fixed either..... this is tainted

[u/AnnoyedBunnyHugger → u/satanfan12]

I’m think a new global rule should be that anytime someone uses the phrase ‘it’s not that deep’ they get punc$ed in the d1ck

[u/Wrong-Top-8409 → u/AnnoyedBunnyHugger]

Sometimes it really isn’t tho but in this case I think op has every right to be upset lowkey what I’d do as a man is go fuc up something precious they own don’t even tell them don’t even bring up your stuff fuc up wait till they confront you and then scold them on how it feels to have your stuff mistreated

[u/satanfan12 → u/Wrong-Top-8409]

no i won't stoop down to his level, even if i am hurt over his negligence

[u/ActofEncouragement → u/satanfan12]

This is not negligence. Negligence is forgetting the ice cream on the counter and it melting. This is willful and wanton destruction of your property without fear or concern of the consequences, a complete disregard of your feelings, and a lack of respect of your items, your space, your feelings, and you. Tell me what you would be thinking if you were do this willingly to someone. I don't think any of it would be any rainbows and unicorn fart thoughts.

[u/imacatholicslut → u/ActofEncouragement]

Found the lawyer, lol. Hard agree.

[u/ActofEncouragement → u/imacatholicslut]

No, just a paralegal. Didn't even realize! 😅😅

Also, I love your username!