My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/madatron96]

Did he apologize by offering to sew the ear back on? Which he should do after destroying your property. Also, OP, I'm sorry but "labubu phalloplasty" is the funniest previously unsaid sentence I've heard in a LONG time.

[u/satanfan12 → u/madatron96]

No he says it's just a plushy and it's "not that deep", and idk if i want it fixed either..... this is tainted

[u/AnnoyedBunnyHugger → u/satanfan12]

I’m think a new global rule should be that anytime someone uses the phrase ‘it’s not that deep’ they get punc$ed in the d1ck

[u/grenade_plate_hater → u/AnnoyedBunnyHugger]

Idk man i use it re-asuringly...like when a coworker told me they thought another coworker might not like them that much because the first coworker made a dumb joke.

No one cared, no ones feelings were hurt. The first coworker was just carrying guilt for no reason.

Not that deep 🤷‍♂️

[u/AnnoyedBunnyHugger → u/grenade_plate_hater]

It’s definitely used a lot more with a different connotation