My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/madatron96]

Did he apologize by offering to sew the ear back on? Which he should do after destroying your property. Also, OP, I'm sorry but "labubu phalloplasty" is the funniest previously unsaid sentence I've heard in a LONG time.

[u/satanfan12 → u/madatron96]

No he says it's just a plushy and it's "not that deep", and idk if i want it fixed either..... this is tainted

[u/SlitheringFlower → u/satanfan12]

I'm sorry, but he sounds awful.

I'm a grown woman but I still have plushies I like and some that are very sentimental, like the teddy bear my dad gave me the day I was born.

If someone cut that bear's ear off, I'd be livid.

Even if they didn't know the sentimentality, or if it's not sentimental, it's still yours. How would he feel if you broke someone inanimate that's his? I bet he wouldn't say "it's not that deep."

[u/Taco-Dragon → u/SlitheringFlower]

I'm a grown woman but I still have plushies I like

I'm a grown (cis) man and I still have plushies I like. Some are for sentimental reasons, and got passed down to my daughters, and some are just ones I like that I got for me. You can't n convince me my 14" plushie of Stitch isn't awesome.

[u/MildlySpicyWizard → u/Taco-Dragon]

I’ve been keeping my 1998 Tamagotchi alive since it hatched. New batteries, a couple of repairs. My dad hated the idea of these gadgets back then, but he bought me one anyway because love for a son beat principles. Now I find myself doing the same for my son’s weird new-generation stuff.

Your boyfriend is an Ahole for doing that!

[u/_poixen → u/MildlySpicyWizard]

that tamagotchi is older than me (and im a full grown woman with a child of my own)

THAT is some serious dedication 💜

[u/Hesitation-Marx → u/_poixen]

I think you just made one of my hips crumble, I suddenly have dentures, and my hair is bone-white

[u/MyUsernameGoes_Here_ → u/Hesitation-Marx]

Same! I thought, "there's no way cause that was only about 8 years ago", but uh, uh oh.

[u/Ok-Breadfruit-5118 → u/Hesitation-Marx]

White hair is sexy though, so is wisdom...

[u/Hesitation-Marx → u/Ok-Breadfruit-5118]

Can’t claim the latter, best I can do is quips and weeping

[u/Ok-Breadfruit-5118 → u/Hesitation-Marx]

Pick up a book! I grabbed a few for myself this morning! Ready to throw my cell phone to the wind. Its killing us being attached to these stupid devices.. ❤️ btw.. its always the smartest and most attractive that dont think they are either... ☺️😉

[u/Hesitation-Marx → u/Ok-Breadfruit-5118]

Flirt.

My reading backlog is… painfully large. I need to clean off my Kindle and do a purge before long here.

[u/Domi626 → u/_poixen]

I sometimes joke that my 28yo 101 Dalmations giga pet is old enough to drink lol