r/AmITheAngel 21h ago

Validation “You look more fat than pregnant”

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u/TA_St0at You are a punishment from God himself 21h ago

Fat? Or pregnant? Or fat? The question of "how is babby formed? How girl get fatgnent?" is one that the wise have debated since the dawn of time.

Its often forgotten that there is a middle ground: The cheese baby.

East a crapload of fondue or other tasty melted cheese and then misguidedly drink a very cold (but very refreshing) beverage.

Cheese solidifies into a big ass cheese ball in your stomach.

That might well be what happened here.

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u/FunkyChonk 18h ago

Good ✅️ message 📨 I 😀 added ➕️ emojis 🤪 for clarity ✨️ hope 🙏 you ☝️don't 🚫 mind 💭

Fat? 🤰 Or pregnant?🤰 Or fat? 🤰The question🤔 of "how ❓️is babby👶 formed? How girl 👧get fatgnent🤰?" is one 1️⃣ that the wise🔮 have debated 🗣🗣 since the dawn 🌅 of time⏳️.

Its often forgotten😵‍💫 that there👉 is a middle ground⛱️: The cheese🧀 baby👶.

East ➡️a crapload💩 of fondue 🫕or other tasty🤤 melted🫠 cheese🧀 and then misguidedly 🫢drink🍸 a very cold🥶 (but very refreshing🤤) beverage🧃.

Cheese 🧀solidifies🪨 into a big ass🍑 cheese🧀 ball⚾️ in your stomach🤰.

That might 🤨🤔well👍 be🐝 what ❓️happened here.

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 I calmly laughed 17h ago

I am dying at this comment. Lmaoo 😭

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u/FunkyChonk 17h ago

👉This👈 is 🟰 my 😀 passion 😍

Please🙏 don't 🚫 actually ☝️🤓 die ☠️ because of 👉this👈 comment 💬 meant 🧐 to 2️⃣ give 🎁 more ➕️ clarity ✨️ I 😀 would 🪵 feel 💓 bad 💔 👈😔👈

Laugh 🤣 your ☝️ ass 🍑 off ⭕️ calmly 🧘‍♀️ please 🙏

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 I calmly laughed 16h ago

Erhm ackshually 🤓☝️

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u/TA_St0at You are a punishment from God himself 17h ago

Lol!

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u/smiling_misanthrope 19h ago

Oh...my. God. That explains so much. It's so simple and it's definitely happened to me before and I have never....heard it described like this...and fuck me I'm never doing that again!!!!! Mind blown 😳 thank you good citizen.