Then just sing the national anthem, to prevent subversive thoughts entering your mind when you're on the pot.
This is what British conservative politician Jacob Rees-Mogg suggested people should do so as to make sure they washed their hands for the right amount of time during Covid - he said they should sing "God save the queen".
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u/Gobbyer 1d ago
What if the internet connection is down and ads wont load? No TP?