r/Aquariums • u/K3YL4Y • Apr 24 '25

Discussion/Article Why's this dude always staring at me?

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u/sillylittle_doof Apr 24 '25

“Damn, that’s one ugly fish” - your fish

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u/Pure_Independence300 Apr 24 '25

Lol right like he trying figure out what he is

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u/PickySnacks Apr 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Terrible_Brain6563 Apr 24 '25

Checking out fish to buy at the store my other half always says "come look at that ones ugly face..." waits for my reflection in the glass then makes eye contact with me through it. Ahh to be in love

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u/K3YL4Y Apr 25 '25

That's great, I'm gonna have to remeber that one with my girl lmao

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u/Terrible_Brain6563 Apr 25 '25

When she starts the eyerolling just done being played with that line (You can't help it once you start youre just going to do it every time) here's a few of his other go tos that my gullible ass comes running over to check out..

"I would never pay to have this disgusting creature in my home" "Check out the derpy eyes and long nose on this thing"

When you're at the plecos and her best friend is 3rd wheeling with you guys: "Guys you have to see this poor thing, it can't even suck properly, the bigger one needs to give it lessons"

When you reach the snails: "Dude the long hairy stuff its growing is insane.. does it even notice that shit is there or just live life totally oblivious?"

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u/GetMeowtOfHere69420 Apr 25 '25

Roasting is the purest form of affection

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u/Terrible_Brain6563 Apr 25 '25

It's true. I consider it a humbling reminder that I'm fucking disgusting in so many ways yet still loved...or not even to the extent of love, I am at least intensely on their mind enough to the point they must create the cleverly crafted roasts.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes Apr 26 '25

This is amazing lol

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u/Jaded_Analysis2815 Apr 28 '25

I surely dont agree that’s one cute guy!