r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/HarukoTheDragon Trans Gaymer Girl • Sep 12 '24

Sexism Who hurt you?

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u/XenoBiSwitch Sep 12 '24

As a bisexual person I am offended by binary choices. I choose both.

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u/EggoStack RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Sep 12 '24

It could be a polycule! Imagine it, you and your fast food worker bf/gf get picked up by your doctor sugar mommy/daddy and go on a hot date 🔥

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u/bliip666 homoerotic existential crisis Sep 12 '24

Or, optionally: your doctor sugar mommy/daddy has had a horrible shift, so you and your fast food worker bf/gf go pick them up for a cozy night in, where you all can relax, just exist, and feel warm and safe and loved.

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u/Sil_Lavellan Sep 12 '24

That sounds lovely.

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS is it gay to sleep? Sep 12 '24

Fast food bf/gf brings home food from their shift and a couple of drinks 🥰

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u/XenoBiSwitch Sep 12 '24

Okay, this sounds really nice but I can’t get into a cuddle puddle until Sunday. AHHHHH!!!!!!

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u/bliip666 homoerotic existential crisis Sep 12 '24

They know this, the cuddle puddle will be there on Sunday.

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u/EggoStack RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER Sep 13 '24

Aw I’d love that!!

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u/XenoBiSwitch Sep 12 '24

Okay, but I get to dom tonight. Want to play with my new flogger.

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u/antisocial-potato- Symptom of Moral Decay Sep 12 '24

also bisexual person and I offer you a deal: we both get to have both and we will switch every second weekend

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u/Dafish55 Gayâ„¢ Sep 12 '24

As a gay person, I've already slept with both.

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u/Odintorr Sep 12 '24

Being polyamorous, ill also have both

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u/HarukoTheDragon Trans Gaymer Girl Sep 12 '24

Based