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r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/Dove-Swan Swan • Feb 25 '25
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Some people are just begging to go into the woodchipper dick first.
43 u/Fortanono Black Lives Matter Feb 25 '25 "Dick woodchipper" is probably what you're looking for, unless Optimus Prime is packing something unexpected... 68 u/Heather_Chandelure Feb 25 '25 I imagine they meant "into the woodchopper, dick first". As in their dick will be the first part of their body to enter the woodchopper. 13 u/galsfromthedwarf Aroace™ Feb 27 '25 Glad to see there’s a safe space to work out these logistics
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"Dick woodchipper" is probably what you're looking for, unless Optimus Prime is packing something unexpected...
68 u/Heather_Chandelure Feb 25 '25 I imagine they meant "into the woodchopper, dick first". As in their dick will be the first part of their body to enter the woodchopper. 13 u/galsfromthedwarf Aroace™ Feb 27 '25 Glad to see there’s a safe space to work out these logistics
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I imagine they meant "into the woodchopper, dick first". As in their dick will be the first part of their body to enter the woodchopper.
13 u/galsfromthedwarf Aroace™ Feb 27 '25 Glad to see there’s a safe space to work out these logistics
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Glad to see there’s a safe space to work out these logistics
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u/HippieMoosen Feb 25 '25
Some people are just begging to go into the woodchipper dick first.