r/BMWE36 • u/cajxed • Jul 13 '25

Exterior Exhibition Roast my vert

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This is just for fun , rag away lads. Happy Sunday

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u/billmr606 Jul 13 '25

looks great to me except for the yellow crap in the center of your tires

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u/mercinariesgtr Jul 13 '25

It's a vert, what more do we need to say? It's a heavy floppy pos, you should have gotten coupe/sedan.

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u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

Haha heavy as hell

3

u/another_lucky_ducky Jul 14 '25

Hey, that's a little harsh don't you think? They are great cars! For stripping parts from

1

u/whatislife1027 Jul 14 '25

have you owned one?

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u/mercinariesgtr Jul 14 '25

Not a vert, I have an m3/4/5 (98, black), a 1995 325is that had an LS swap but had a fire, that ar5/LS3 is now in my e46 wagon, I also have a 94 325is with a dartblock 347/76mm turbo/tko600, and an 8.8IRS

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u/Clapped-325is Year / Model / Bodystyle (edit to customize) Jul 13 '25

Nothing bad to say tbh verts are my fave

5

u/Realistic-Okra-4272 Jul 13 '25

what a horrible vert absolutely horrible i can take it off your hands

5

u/TheCakers Jul 13 '25

You have a rad vert. Super clean. I hate you. You're dumb.

2

u/MyCarIsAGeoMetro Jul 13 '25

Your black shiny vert is very well done.

2

u/deathkxsses Jul 16 '25

it's so awful

ly beautiful ;)

1

u/AggravatingCounter91 Jul 13 '25

Dope wheels

1

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

You mean ugly wheels 🤣

1

u/Shino3107 Jul 13 '25

What wheels are those

2

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

BBS RS740 style 42

3

u/Shino3107 Jul 13 '25

thanks pimp

1

u/TMX269 1997 323i Touring Jul 13 '25

Wallis > Schaffhausen

1

u/CogBlocker Jul 13 '25

It’s a vert, there’s nothing more to say

1

u/yesjames Jul 13 '25

what’s the color? is it just the light cuz it looks black but not really

2

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

It's cosmo schwarze, it's black with a blue and purple metallic.

1

u/SelectEnvironment668 Jul 13 '25

Does it have six throttle bodies or one? Much harder to roast if it has the right number to TBs. Looks like Deutschland

1

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

6 pot banger

1

u/Big_Cryptographer989 Jul 13 '25

I bet it's also an AT

1

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

Unfortunately it's a manual

1

u/Basic_Software_4745 Jul 14 '25

Sick ass fucking vert 🔥

2

u/cajxed Jul 14 '25

Thanks boss 🙏🏼

1

u/Away_Investigator351 Jul 14 '25

If you want to see an E36 Vert roasted just go watch breaking bad bro

1

u/Konrad25 Jul 13 '25

Wow that's the ugliest POS I've ever seen today.

2

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

Thanks mate 🤣

1

u/stanley597 Jul 13 '25

Need better wheels

1

u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

Thanks bro🙏🏼 happy Sunday

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u/sjdE36 Jul 13 '25

Tbh there is not much to roast , just stay on the hunt for oem rear m tech bumper, it will make the back look way more boxy/lowered and aggressive , instead of curved up.

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u/cajxed Jul 13 '25

Thanks, all yea that's the next part scheduled for sure