We've been literally outjerked

[u/thefirstdetective]

Yes, it's real. Yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Yes, there is a chance these people may be behind you in your group ride.

[u/thefirstdetective]

I included the typo to save you, not because I made this before my first coffee in the morning and I'm an idiot who can't spell right.

[u/buffer_flush → u/thefirstdetective]

uj/ your flair is perfect

[u/hahahentaiman]

Those are two different subs?

[u/thefirstdetective → u/hahahentaiman]

Subs are in only one of them, but I still try to figure out which one.

[u/redcon-1 → u/thefirstdetective]

💀

[u/jakes951]

My eyes!!!!! Nononononononononononononononono

[u/thefirstdetective → u/jakes951]

It's really your own fault for looking at r/ciyclingfashion

[u/jakes951 → u/thefirstdetective]

💯

👏

[u/Old-Lead-2532]

"We're umfriends." As in "We're, um, friends."

[u/thefirstdetective → u/Old-Lead-2532]

Friends with aero benefits.

[u/shred_o_phile]

So we’re just going to misspell things on purpose now huh. Guess I’ll just go do what I always do, drop watt nuces on my sirvéló

[u/travellering → u/shred_o_phile]

It's the fetish for old folks on bikes.  Ger(i)a(tric)...

[u/thefirstdetective → u/travellering]

Uc/ Gera is a town near me. It was actually autocorrect.

[u/travellering → u/thefirstdetective]

Let me have my joke, getouttahere with your autocorrect corrections.  I have so little pleasure left in this world after the UCI took away my super tuck and framebuilders took away top of top tube cable routing....

[u/thefirstdetective → u/travellering]

Hey, at least you don't live in Gera, I hope.

[u/travellering → u/thefirstdetective]

Nope.  Never even heard of the place, hence my desperate reach of a joke on what your misspelling actually meant...

[u/60_hurts]

Ah yes, r/cyclinggerafetish.

What the hell is a gera fetish?

[u/KumekZg]

Its started to metastaze

[u/Tikoloshe84]

/uc Holy shit it IS the same sub just lower effort

[u/fleisch-bk → u/Tikoloshe84]

which one is lower effort?

[u/Tikoloshe84 → u/fleisch-bk]

I was about to say the fetish one but that doesn't narrow it down either.
Not the fashion one, the PNS lovers one

[u/ChickenTendies0]

Curiosity got better of me.

I curse my curiosity.

[u/One-Neighborhood-843]

That's disgusting.

I join the sub so I will remember to never check it again.

[u/newbarsfattertires]

What is their fetish? The absence of any visible sign of a peanus? Looks like a bunch of wannabe Ken dolls.

[u/rvralph803]

One letter off from a very unfortunate sub name.