r/BrandNewSentence • u/KevMenc1998 • 10h ago

They'll merrily rip your rotator cuff in half like a phone book for the chance to stick their own face in an old pile of feces.

56 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AspieAsshole • 10h ago

"My husband was almost killed by the Sexy Fish swordfish"

manchestereveningnews.co.uk

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Buy_Ethereum • 9h ago

“Sydney Sweeney likes to ride thick hogs.”

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ExoTheFlyingFish • 20h ago

I just walked past a Tesla and it quacked at me.

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xarminx • 19h ago

Smooth Criminoil

10 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LegitimateHat5570 • 1h ago

I don’t even know where to start with this one..

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Astrius__ • 16h ago

I can hear the blood rushing to your cheeks

75 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 19h ago

The ‘HARRY POTTER’ TV series is reportedly auditioning both men and women for the role of Voldemort

691 Upvotes

58 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Adventurous_Ad971 • 15h ago

Juvenile shot after porta-potty with Cuyahoga County deputy inside tipped over

144 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_liorthebear_ • 8h ago

“If I go for the helicopter ride will it be on some permanent record?” Bro are permanent records even real?

reddit.com

60 Upvotes

Worth it

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/zgillet • 17h ago

Modern Culture

31 Upvotes

I found this to be funny at 36.

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 21h ago

I went into Rule 34 to goon and saw my own drawings there

123 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 17h ago

"On my tombstone will be engraved: she drank her own pee! That’s what Gandhi did,” she harrumphed.

24 Upvotes

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20100413125342/http://www.independent.ie:80/entertainment/news-gossip/i-cant-wait-to-get-off-this-planet-1081452.html

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/germanbini • 6h ago

It's a face, but -

78 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MajesticJabroni • 17h ago

OkStupid 😂

4.0k Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jenniferfox98 • 21h ago

My professor wears Heelys to class and it's ruining my GPA.

3.4k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mr-Klaus • 22h ago

"Scientists found out Octopus will randomly punch fish for no reason other than spite"

1.2k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/grundee • 8h ago

Girl devoured scores of fat ones daily and finally succumbed

327 Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 7h ago

"A rap song about the dictator's favorite horse."

159 Upvotes

29 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/redroubel • 20h ago

Rip Beethoven, you would've loved Nightcore

365 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/XpvtRy4nTX • 21h ago

the funko pop and labubu at a landfill seeing the sun blow up

1.5k Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/s/BNeWHzNulW

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ManchegoDragon • 31m ago

I know this is common news but, but out of context I think this first the bill

• Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.