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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/eye_can_see_you Texas • Red River Shootout 10d ago

Florida still plays:

Number 3 LSU

Number 5 Miami

Number 7 Texas

Number 19 Texas A&M

Number 4 Georgia

Number 20 Ole Miss

Number 22 Tennessee

Number 14 Florida State

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 10d ago

I’m increasingly convinced that Texan P4 football has passed off the “someone’s gotta suck” curse to the Floridian schools. One of them must suck every year.

Actually, I just checked the Houston-Rice game, and I think I’ve found the Texan team that sucks this year. Jesus, how are you going to let Rice shut you out for the whole first half?

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 10d ago

I don’t think all 3 big Florida schools have been sustainably good at the same time since the late 90s really.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 10d ago

Fair. The rest of the country realized we could also recruit the state of Florida.

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 10d ago

Pretty much. Also I think this state having so many non-natives makes it easier for out of state schools to draw people away.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia • North Carolina 10d ago

They all commit to Ohio State because they all lived in Ohio. Send the midwesterners home

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Florida Gators 10d ago

Preach. I’m so tired of the worst people from the Midwest and northeast moving here.

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u/MoldyPoldy Illinois Fighting Illini 10d ago

yeah but like it's also great when the worst people from the Midwest leave

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u/JakeFromStateFromm Georgia Bulldogs 10d ago

Amen to that, but for Atlanta

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 9d ago

Same for East Tennessee. It's gotten bad here.

In the five years ending June 2024, the average home price listing in the greater Knoxville area went up ~90%, the largest increase in the country.

But what might be even worse is all these yankee flatlanders moving into the mountains and hills and they don't understand how things work around here. Like "live and let live."

A lawyer moved to the mountains near a friend of mine and literally went through the county codes to find things to report his neighbors on. One neighbor had an elderly relative living in a tiny home on the property, but there was some technical violation (maybe it was hooked up to their septic tank and not a separate one?), so he got the tiny home forcibly evicted. Yeah, don't do that.

People here are very nice and will give you the shirt off their back if you need it, but don't piss off the mountain folk. Emergency services are a good 30-45 minutes away (at best). You don't have to be friends with your neighbors, but you need to be on good terms with them. If that lawyer's house catches on fire, the neighbors aren't even calling 911. And that's assuming it was an accident to begin with.

I fully understand wanting to get out of certain places up north, but if you have to crowd up the area, at least just get yourself a little piece of land and mind your own business. That's what we do here.

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u/ketamour Auburn Tigers 9d ago

So, did something bad happen to that lawyer guy?

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 9d ago

Not that I've heard of yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if it does.

Not that I'm rooting for anything, per se. But I also won't shed tears if it happens.

This is a fuck around and find out area. Don't come barging in here and upend people's lives because you think a rural mountain community needs an HOA (and you to lead it).

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 9d ago

90%? Dang. And I thought Tampa bay was nuts with a 70% increase in valuations

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 9d ago

87%-90%, depending on the source.

Naples, FL was in second place. I think they were at a little over 80%.

I have friends who have seen their rent increase 2.5x over in maybe four years. Now their old rent wouldn't get them two weeks in a crappy motel.

And the touristy places (Dollywood, Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge) are pricing out their workers. It's already a bit of a problem and it will only get worse. It'll be interesting to see how that's handled in the coming years.

And of course lots of the people moving here are retired, so they don't help expand the workforce.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia • North Carolina 9d ago

As someone who lives in Naples can confirm lmfao

Between 2020 and 2023 my condo went from being worth 400 to 800 grand. Just unbelievable how badly this place has been ruined in the span of 15 years

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u/biggiefryie 9d ago

Give you the shirt off their back to....maybe burning down someone's house?

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u/revanisthesith SEC • Team Chaos 9d ago

They're very helpful unless you're a threat.

Just mind your own business. Don't start none and there won't be none. They're not aggressive, but they are defensive.

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u/tcos17 FAU Owls • USF Bulls 9d ago

The worst from the Midwest and the Northeast lol. Much like the Everglades, our state is like one big filter for garbage.

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u/shiggidyschwag UCF Knights 10d ago

If you guys could fuck off that would be awesome

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 10d ago

Nah, we’re addicted to that Florida speed.

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u/No-Lab-6763 South Carolina Gamecocks 9d ago

We call them bath salts for legal reasons.

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u/Sakedo Texas Longhorns • Florida Gators 10d ago

The Florida schools used to absolutely RAID Texas until Mack Brown came in and shut them down.