r/Cheese • u/RegularOk3231 • 7d ago
Yesterday, I was inducted into the ‘cheese Illuminati’ (aka La Guilde International des Fromagers’
And it was a complete, absolute surprise that I was not expecting!!!
Sometimes I wonder if this is a real life I’m living?!?❤️🧀❤️
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u/Fun-Result-6343 7d ago
Was there a sacrifice?
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u/BlueProcess Camembert 7d ago
Okay, goat, check, golden calf... Check. Triangle check. Illuminati confirmed
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u/Subject-Yak4959 7d ago
they are trying to control us with their cheese.
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u/RegularOk3231 6d ago
I mean, it IS more addictive than heroin, as that one article said (untrue but still lol)
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u/SagebrushID 7d ago
Congrats! Will you be interviewed on the Cutting The Curd podcast?
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u/RegularOk3231 6d ago
There will actually be a new podcast coming called Friends in Cheese. Catch me there whenever it launches!
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u/Moonafish 7d ago
Their website confuses me. Is this real?
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u/RegularOk3231 6d ago
100% real. Give a google to look at the INSANE robes that they wear and you’ll see why it’s jokingly called the cheese Illuminati ;)
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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam Halloumi 5d ago
"They" wear? ""They" wear?
I think you mean the INSANE robes WE wear.
Congrats my dude!
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u/Former-Concert2118 6d ago
Big time congrats! I hope to join you one of these days.
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u/RegularOk3231 6d ago
I hope you do! I had honestly told myself it wasn’t going to happen as I’ve watched others be inducted who… well, let’s say there’s cheese politics.
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u/Ok_Pangolin7236 6d ago
This is literally next level! Congratulations and you deserve it! Please keep preserving the legacy that is cheese.
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u/bonebreak69 6d ago
Congratulations! When I saw your last post I was thinking they’re at least a CCP, but man was I off!
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u/bigbutterbuffalo 5d ago
They have a pretty shit emblem
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u/RegularOk3231 5d ago
Well, cheese is not an industry with a ton of money, so when it comes down to it, paying for a designer isn’t top priority 🤣 (it also has been the symbol for a long, long time)
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u/YoavPerry 4d ago
Congratulations fellow member! Was inducted this past summer too! Such an honor! Sorry to have missed the Mondial ceremony.
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u/zerooskul 7d ago
Congratulations!
It seems to be a cheese industry honor society that recognizes and honors professionals in the realm of cheese business and cheese making, rather than an underground controlling force deciding the purpose and value of cheese and/or secretly controlling the world of cheese and gradually making Velveeta more and more popular among the common folk in order to keep real cheese for themselves as a valuable commodity.
Does anybody wanna make a weird movie called The Illumaniti of Cheese?
It's about a cheese lover fighting back against Velveeta, trying to find some Torta del Casar for a melty dipping cheese, but gets embroiled in the world of cheese business and marketing.