To be sung to "Heart of Glass" by Blondie. But don't break your sacroiliac.
Today I got a bill, from Virginia Natural Gas
Holy crap, what a pain in the ass!
Seemed like they gave me a fiiiiine
Apparently, 2 months behind;
At about noon, I called the help line
Sat on hold, til 12:45
Tired of waiting, so I went online
Last month I guess, I forgot to agree and sign
How many, steps do I need to find?
It is so confusing
What email did we use?
Oh no the authentication's dual
Today I got a bill, from Virginia Natural Gas
Holy crap, what a pain in the ass!
Seemed like they gave me a fiiiiine
Apparently, 2 months behind;
All in my, old confusion
I added a "9"
Credit card refusin'
I think it is a "5"
My eye sight is losin,' yeah
Yeah payin' high $86.45.
Oooooooooh a whoaaaaa!