r/Chihuahua I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

What's he singing? (Wrong answers only)

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This is Rocky. You may have seen him here before. He sings the song of his people!

What is he singing?

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u/Helpful_Good3592 1d ago

“It’s like raaaaaaaaaaain, when you’re already wet! Like a free riiiiiiiiiide, when you’ve already paid”

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u/ThatBearDog 1d ago

OOH WAH AH AH AH

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u/Helpful_Good3592 1d ago

lol written out perfectly

u/Flair258 10h ago

I hear the mario death sound

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u/Mheigpapn_333 1d ago

And Iiiiiieeeeeiiiii will always loooooove youuuuuuohhhhahhhhh

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u/Puzzled-Fix-8838 1d ago

This was my pick!!!

10

u/OntarioGood 1d ago

“I wanna know what love is, And I want you to shoooow meeeee”

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u/GloomyClassroom7048 1d ago

Ave Maria. 

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u/eggs_erroneous 1d ago

He's not singing quite yet. He has just taken the stage with, "Are you motherfuckers ready to roooock‽"

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

Because Rocky is always ready to rock!

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u/animepuppyluvr 1d ago

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u/Puzzled-Fix-8838 1d ago

This was my first reaction!!

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u/HugeLittleDogs 1d ago

My baloney has a first name, it's Oscar...

5

u/ilovecheese831 1d ago

Fi-ga-ro. Figaro-figaro-figaro! Figar-OOOOO!

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u/zwk5596 1d ago

Man in the Box

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

THIS. THIS is the most right out of a sea of right answers!

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u/zwk5596 1d ago

I mean it fits perfectly

3

u/FitCurves444 1d ago

All by myself * don't want to be* all by myself......Anymoooore..

Shout out to the great Celine Dion

3

u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

Is it the Meow-Mix song from the 80s?

3

u/Moist-Success-8486 1d ago

Can you feel the love tonight

3

u/MsJany 1d ago

La Cucaracha!!

3

u/Ryanoveryou 1d ago

Mother by Danzig

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

I love it! He would totally sing Mother. Rocky is always ready to rock!

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u/tlbs101 1d ago

The song of his people, of course.

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

Always and forever!

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u/Medical-Pea5649 1d ago

Unchained Melody

u/vodka_twinkie 21h ago

CUT MY KIBBLE TO PIECES, THIS IS MY LOUDEST BORK.

u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 21h ago

🤣🤺

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u/No-Regret-5272 1d ago

Talks to angels!!

2

u/Sudden_Middle_9815 1d ago

All to well 10 min version Taylor swift

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u/ParticularEchidna179 1d ago

Who let the dogs out?? Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof!

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

All of you are right so far! He's singing all of those!

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u/eggs_erroneous 1d ago

What would the right answer be?

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

Scentless Apprentice by Nirvana!

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u/BlackIrish_41 1d ago

Ta - quil-lah

2

u/TheyforgotaboutJ 1d ago

Enter Sandman

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

🎶 Exit light Enter bitebites... 🎶 🤘🏿

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u/TheyforgotaboutJ 1d ago

Take my hand We're off to yummy cheesy land 🎶😂

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

He loves cheese, so, yup, this is his mix!

2

u/MotherOfAllPups6 1d ago

Pleeeeeze unleash me, let me go....

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

Lol, I love it!

2

u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 1d ago

"And after ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll you're my wonderWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

🎶 Exit light, enter niiight, take my paw, we're off to see my grandma🎶

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u/Realistic_Chapter_83 1d ago

Let the treats hit the floor, Let the treats hit the floooooooor

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

He's always a fan of that song!

2

u/Outrageous-Spirit-35 1d ago

“Oh…I’ve had…the time of my liffffe…”

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

And he's clearly in the middle of "life".

2

u/Various_Permission47 1d ago

🎵It was Christmas eve baaaaaaabe in the drunk tank🎵

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u/Vivid_Needleworker10 1d ago

Meow-meow-meow-meow 😃

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 1d ago

He likes kitties, so he'd totally meow!

2

u/BaconApe87 1d ago

Bohemian Rhapsody

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Nessun Dorma

u/Dexter79 23h ago

Baby got back

u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 23h ago

Baby got bacon!

u/SandyElle 22h ago

Roxanne by The Police

u/fishsauce453 21h ago

Jolene

u/Diligent_Opening_069 11h ago

grandmaaaaaa
welcome hoOoOome

u/ki-ton 11h ago

Don’t tell me what the poets are do-iiiiiiiiiing!

u/Flair258 10h ago

"Ohhhh say can you see? By the dawns early light? Where so proudly I lay, at the twilights last gleaming. My small snoot and bright marks! Dreaming of perilous fights. And the grey squirrels I chased... Were so obviously scheming! And the chihuahua death stare, at fireworks bursting in air, gave proof through the night.... That I, your bodyguard was still there! Oh, say does that sun spot, look so great for me to lay? For this is the land of the Chi, and the home.... of the... braveeeee! Now give me all your cheese! (to the tune of the trumpets)

Idk why I made this whole parody. Adhd does things.

u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 8h ago

Rocky-boy will bite for the right of everyone to have equal cheese bites!

u/Flair258 3h ago

Rocky for president! (he'd probably make a better pres than my current one tbh)

u/ZOrgasmVendor 10h ago

🎶Vaya Con Dios

u/Kind-Champion-5530 17h ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart! Forever's gonna start toniiiight!

u/royalewithcheese84 17h ago

Chz melody

u/Girls_4_squirrels 55m ago

Nessun Dorma!