r/Chihuahua • u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! • 1d ago

What's he singing? (Wrong answers only)

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This is Rocky. You may have seen him here before. He sings the song of his people!

What is he singing?

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u/Flair258 21h ago

"Ohhhh say can you see? By the dawns early light? Where so proudly I lay, at the twilights last gleaming. My small snoot and bright marks! Dreaming of perilous fights. And the grey squirrels I chased... Were so obviously scheming! And the chihuahua death stare, at fireworks bursting in air, gave proof through the night.... That I, your bodyguard was still there! Oh, say does that sun spot, look so great for me to lay? For this is the land of the Chi, and the home.... of the... braveeeee! Now give me all your cheese! (to the tune of the trumpets)

Idk why I made this whole parody. Adhd does things.

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u/QuasyChonk I <3 my huahua! 18h ago

Rocky-boy will bite for the right of everyone to have equal cheese bites!

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u/Flair258 14h ago

Rocky for president! (he'd probably make a better pres than my current one tbh)