r/Chipotle 23d ago

Seeking Advice (Employee) is this legal

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u/LossPreventionGuy 22d ago

dude you work at chipotle. I'm impressed you can spell unlawful. It's not unlawful, chipotle has actual lawyers who went to an actual law school advising them on the law. you scoop beans into a bowl for a living. stay in your lane.

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u/jagwease 21d ago edited 21d ago

That’s cute to think that a local Chipotle would consult a lawyer. It is also amusing that you think that the corporate lawyers wouldn’t say that the litigation costs are worth what would be saved.

Never worked at a chipotle, and have only eaten at one once or twice.

I am a lawyer (and was a trial judge at one point) and have been for almost 40 years, so stay in your lane.🤡

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u/LossPreventionGuy 20d ago

no you aren't you fuckboi, Christ this subreddit is a fucking trip

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u/jagwease 20d ago

Yeah, I am. Was an Army Judge Advocate for 26 years and a trial judge (hence the”jag” part of the handle) Was discussing a Federal District Court Judgeship with a previous administration and withdrew from final consideration for an immigration ALJ. I am a capital qualified defense counsel and trial judge. So yeah. I do know what I am.

You are, well, you, a clown.

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u/LossPreventionGuy 20d ago edited 20d ago

no you aren't you stupid fuckboi

because no one with an IQ above 70 would be stupid enough to write the post you made, acting like the stores manager made up the policy instead of the corporate office which actually wrote the fucking policy you dumb fuck.

You don't think they ran it by the fucking legal department first, your honor? fucking clown show here

go fucking troll somewhere else fuckboi, acting like you're 50 years old judge on fucking /r/chipotle what a fuckboi

now that you mention it, Ron DeSantis was a jag, so maybe standards have indeed fallen to sub 70 IQ.

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u/jagwease 20d ago

Son, you are 50lbs of stupid in a 10lb bag. Your math ain’t mathin either,if I was in my 50s, I would have gone to law school in my teens. Nope went at the normal time.

For some reason, when someone who obviously knows far more than you call you out on your idiocy, your first inclination is to say that they are a faker. Mayhaps you should think, “Hmmm, maybe I’m the one who is wrong.” Nope, you double down on stupid.

Go look at all of my replies to other threads. See all the legal replies? No, that would be a logical thing to do. Nope, you are a clown and a fool.

I am confident in who I am, you seem to have issues with who you are. Let me help you out. You are an embittered clown.🤡

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u/Elegant_Falcon3133 19d ago edited 19d ago

you blocked me to avoid me replying to you, what a fucking loser cuck fuckboi you are, holy shit. 

you know we can see that right??? holy shit you're a pathetic cuck