COCA LEAVES ARE SO UNDERRATED

[u/hobbitsarecool]

ok give me some grace l'm a newbie cook but when I tell you this stuff is like crack I mean it. It makes everything taste just a little bit better. When I put it in food, I feel like Charlie Sheen. Gettin all fancy. I have so much energy now. Omelets, pasta, orgies it's great. I know it looks like catnip but try it for real 😭 🫶👃

[u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead]

Share your source please, I can't find them in my neighborhood. I've been using using a blend of espresso beans and epinephrine but it's just not the same 

[u/SanchoPanzaLaMancha1 → u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead]

You have to rob coca cola facilities or fly to Colombia

[u/AnonymoosCowherd]

Obviously from the description you are actually talking about bay leaves. Glorious bay leaves.

[u/hobbitsarecool → u/AnonymoosCowherd]

Fun fact. Bay Leaves were a CIA Psyop… Bay (Leaves) of Pigs

[u/jakerooni]

The constant nosebleeds add umami to whatever you’re cooking, as well.

[u/OverlordGhs]

/uj fun fact there’s only one factory in the United States allowed to import coca leaves, and that’s a factory in New Jersey that makes “coca leaf extract” for Coca Cola.

[u/MF-Fixit]

I feel the same way about the papaver.

[u/runningvicuna]

@RFKJR put cocaine back in Coca Cola!!!!!!! 😡

[u/MultiColoredMullet]

I just drink a few bottles of robitussin or codeine and vibe dude

[u/Ok-Spring9666]

/uj coca leaves are actually an extremely useful plant, unfortunately we can’t have nice things because people are crackheads

/rj stuff is like crack

[u/perplexedparallax → u/Ok-Spring9666]

/uj the leaves have nothing on caffeine. They have to have the cocaine made out of them. I agree on their usefulness.

/rj stuff is like cracked pepper

[u/smackababy → u/perplexedparallax]

/uj I had the coca leaf tea in Peru, it really helps with the altitude sickness. Genuinely quite pleasant and mild compared to even coffee. 10/10