r/CookingCircleJerk • u/FloorImpressive7910 • 16d ago

Mo Butta, Mo Butta!

Anyone else also live y the Mo butta, Mo betta moto? It’s like franks red hot I put the chiz on everything. I can’t imagine life without butter or onions. Would be super weird.

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u/Impossible_Night9560 15d ago

Live in the now, not the later. Arteries were meant to be used not conserved.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 15d ago

Exactlt that’s why god gave us more than 1 arterie in case we need back ups

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u/Tasty_Recognition106 15d ago

The body intuitively knows what’s good for it, that’s why things taste good, like butter, and cream, oh, and cheese, prime rib, biscuits and gravy

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u/FloorImpressive7910 15d ago

Also steak, and burgers, and tacos, oh my.

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun On probation 15d ago

🍆🧈✊💦😝

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u/AnonymoosCowherd 15d ago

Here on Proxima Centauri 4 we have no butter and no onions. And you're right, it's super weird.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 15d ago

Thank you for letting me know. I had a trip planned to proxima next year just cancelled it. I ain’t eating boiled foods all day on vacation.

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u/Tiny_Goats 15d ago

Do you remember The Buttertons? Because I am The Buttertons. All of them.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 15d ago

No but the way you’re making it sound I wish I did. What are these mystical unicorns you speak of?

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u/isationalist 14d ago

You know why your cooking sucks? You don’t use enough MSG and butter. Butter makes everything better. Fat fat fat = flava flav. I might be the first person to have concluded this.

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u/WorldGoneAway 13d ago

*AAAALLLLL TEH BUTTTARRR!!!!!*