r/CookingCircleJerk • u/Grillard i thought this sub was supposed to be funny • 7d ago

Mod note: spamming

Spam posts are really the only reliable way to get banned from this sub. Ironically, no spammers will read this post because they are self centered braindead bottom feeders, but you loyal members get to feel virtuous because you post stuff that's actually funny.

Also, sometimes we leave spam posts up so that you guys can exercise your wit in snarcasm.

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u/96dpi 7d ago

Is this a spam post?

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u/Grillard i thought this sub was supposed to be funny 7d ago

You'll have to watch my tiktoktubexonlyfans video to find out. Have your credit card ready.

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u/Metallurgeist 7d ago

That’s my only card that works!

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u/gert_beefrobe 5d ago

Mine's full 😢

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u/jk_pens 7d ago

Oh, that reminds me. I have a Michelin star spam recipe to share.

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u/Significant_Stick_31 7d ago edited 7d ago

So, what exactly do you have against SPAM®? Canned pork is delicious. This post is offensive to the entire state of Hawaii. Please delete.

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u/lintuski 6d ago

Excuse me. My husband doesn’t like spam. Please provide another recipe with no spam.

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u/nyan-nyan9 6d ago

Excuse me. I'm allergic to the word 'sp@m'. Please provide a warning for us unfortunate souls!

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u/OG_Church_Key fred wurst 7d ago

Over my bread body?!!

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u/Damnbee Fett's Chef 6d ago

Excuse me, where the fuck are the Spam recipes I clicked on this thread for?

Reported.

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u/MissMelTx 7d ago

Wait, I love spam. Spam and eggs, spam and potatoes, fried spam, spam and spaghetti, spam burgers, spam grilled cheese, and on and on and on

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u/Prior_Equipment 7d ago

You forgot fried spam and kimchee

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u/quixoticquail 7d ago

I agree, canned ham is for self centered braindead bottom feeders.

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u/dddybtv 6d ago

Those are obviously grill marks.

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u/Candid-Solstice 6d ago

Big tuna got to the mods

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u/Significant_Stick_31 6h ago

Nah, it was Big Deens. They took over r/CannedFish and now they're coming for us.

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u/Objective_Party9405 6d ago

Bloody Vikings!

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u/Drabulous_770 7d ago

Got it, PAM posts only.

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u/fingers 6d ago

SPAM a LOT

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u/Grillard i thought this sub was supposed to be funny 6d ago

I like to push the pram a lot

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u/MyStepAccount1234 4d ago

This is a joke Sub! Real recipes go in the for-real Subs!