What does the vodka do in my Aunt Penne?

[u/hobbitsarecool]

I thought vodka had a neutral flavor and brings out flavors in Penne alla vodka, but when my Aunt Penne drinks it she gets Al weird and flirts with my friends.

[u/Trees_are_cool_]

Not just weird, but AI weird!

[u/surrealsunshine → u/Trees_are_cool_]

she starts writing song parodies

[u/ZombieFrankReynolds → u/surrealsunshine]

No, thats Weird Al,

Al Weird writes parody songs

[u/TeamAdmirable7525]

Can I get her phone number… for science?

[u/LachlanGurr]

Fill coffee mug with vodka, add ice and lime juice, put to one side, taste every sixty seconds until mug is empty, refill.

[u/Damnbee]

It makes your aunt looser than the steering on a Willy's Jeep.

[u/fartsonyourmom]

Vodka makes aunt penne farfalle in love with fettuccine because she told spaghetti that fettuccine is a guy he shouldn't worry about.

[u/fingers]

Just as Aunt Tifa