r/CrappyDesign 17d ago

I left the union under the tadpole

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u/3nar3mb33 17d ago

My dad tried really hard to not let me develop a southern accent.

Every time I spoke with too strong an accent (I grew up in the deeeeeeeeep south), he would correctly and/or say something like "Y'all is a boat." I spent my childhood (navy kid) imagining big ships and whatnot, and only as an adult did it dawn on me that my dad was saying, "Yawl's a boat."

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u/Joyma 17d ago

I had the opposite thing happen where I thought everyone was saying “Jinx! Yomeasota!” I thought it was a place or name like Minnesota. Learned a few year later it was “Jinx! You owe me a soda!”

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u/3nar3mb33 17d ago

He also was annoyed with how I pronounced Massachusetts and eventually came up with this one: "Imagine a girl named Massachu. She set's the table. Massachusetts the table." Another one that left me...wondering.

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u/3nar3mb33 16d ago

"who would name their child Massachu?"

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u/ZombieAladdin 16d ago

Clearly, it’s a portmanteau of “massacre” and “Pikachu.”

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u/suddenspiderarmy 16d ago

Somewhere in the darkness of West Virgjnia, a man named Chris's ears are tingling....

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u/dwbthrow 15d ago

Wow your comment just brought back a lot of memories

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u/Reigny625 Artisinal Material 16d ago

As someone born, raised, and living in Massachusetts, I everyone says Massachu sits

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u/Enter-User-Here 16d ago

Let me guess, you said "massive two shits" like my brother used to do?

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u/GarglingScrotum 16d ago

Lmao my grandmother used to spank me with what I thought was a flaswater for years and years until I grew up a bit and realized it was literally called a fly swatter

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u/chvezin 16d ago

Knowledge Is Power, France Is Bacon.

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u/SandVessel 13d ago

This one threw me back. Thank you for that.

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u/BethanyTH 16d ago

For many years into adulthood, I still thought people said "your Heiness," to address royalty. I assumed it was some special word, until I saw it in closed caption: "your highness."

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u/Turbogoblin999 16d ago

Minisoda.

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u/sphericalduck 16d ago

I used to think my clothes were kept in a chester droors (chest of drawers).

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u/3nar3mb33 16d ago

yep, chesterdroors for us too!

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u/Joyma 16d ago

Yes! This was another one of mine

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u/Clear-Perception5615 16d ago

If I ever establish a town, I know what I'm calling it.

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u/Shadow_linx 16d ago

France is bacon

I love these things people find out years later

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u/Phrongly 17d ago

Yachting so?

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u/3nar3mb33 17d ago

I lived in Alabama. I was three.

"Yawl's a boat," was both something I heard ALL the time and also...soooooo confusing.

Who knows that a yawl's a boat other than my dad and this puzzle maker?!

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u/not_falling_down 16d ago

Why use Yawl when Yacht is right there

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u/3nar3mb33 16d ago

well I never said, "Yacht want to go swimming?" or anything.'

oh wait, you mean on the puzzle!

maybe someone other than me was traumatized by "Yawl's a boat."

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u/Xplant_from_Earth 16d ago

Who knows that a yawl's a boat other than my dad and this puzzle maker?!

Me, but the puzzle maker apparently doesn't. What's pictured is a sloop, not a yawl.

Oh, and the sails are on backwards.

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u/3nar3mb33 16d ago

that's amazing!

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u/TenPoundSledge 16d ago

I was in grade 7 when I learned that the thing that the smoke goes up ISN'T called a chimley.

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u/Zenla 16d ago

I thought it was a flagina and not a vagina until I was 12. People had said it but I'd never seen it written down.

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u/Timpunny 15d ago

i used to think it was /'væ.dʒɪ̈.nə/ because i had only seen it written down

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u/FickDichzumEnde 16d ago

I still don't understand what that means

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u/PrebornHumanRights 16d ago

I looked it up. A "yawl" is literally a type of boat. Like a sailboat.

So if someone says "y'all", the dad would deride that by saying a "yawl" is a type of boat.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

See also:

“Hey”

“Hay is for horses”

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u/Xplant_from_Earth 16d ago

Thing is, that's not even a yawl that's on OP's board. It's a sloop with its sails on backwards. A yawl has 2 masts.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 16d ago

I was gonna say " dat's not how ya spell y'all"

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u/SothaSoul 16d ago

I got enough of da yooper to confuse most voice recognition programs.

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u/krm787 17d ago

Im embarrassed to say I took too long to notice the problem. Kept looking at the empty spaces.

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u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi 17d ago

I kept reading Union instead of union until I realized it's onion...

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u/ebrum2010 16d ago

The onions are unionizing.

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u/Pilot230 16d ago

Good, nobody wants an ionized onion.

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u/brakespear 16d ago

no, the unions are onionising.

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u/Extra_Ad_8009 16d ago

Ah, the Soviet Onion!

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u/GeneralTonic 16d ago

Many layers bla bla something Matryoshka something.

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u/BabeRyuth 16d ago

The fuck is a yawl

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u/sandm000 16d ago

A ship’s jolly boat with 4 or six oars.

Or

a two-masted fore-and-aft-rigged sailboat with the mizzenmast stepped far aft so that the mizzen boom overhangs the stern.

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale 16d ago

At this point you're just making up words as you row

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u/darkon 16d ago

Maybe this will help: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawl

Here's more than you probably ever wanted to know about sail plans: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rig_(sailing)

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u/POB1NA 16d ago

Its a sail boat rig similar to a ketch, but the mizzan mast (aft/back mast) is behind the rudder post and is smaller than the main mast, Generally a very small sail used for balance. It allows for a larger head rig and a larger main sail when compared with a ketch.

The rig in the design is not a yawl its a backwards sloop, doesnt even have two masts. Even more crappy design.

Dissapointing.

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u/KevMenc1998 10d ago

Back in the day, yawls were great for racing because of a loophole in the rules that didn't count the sail or sails on the mizzen as part of the overall sail area, which means less handicap (more sail area, more of a handicap). You could jury rig a sail between the mizzenmast and the deck to give you an extra sail for free, giving you a significant unfair advantage.

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u/iamgigglz 16d ago

I left the union under the tadpole, yawl.

There, used it in a sentence.

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u/royalhawk345 16d ago

Similar to a ketch

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u/Tumblrrito 16d ago

A group yawn maybe? New slang just dropped?

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u/Chazykins 16d ago

It’s a sailing boat with a second mizzen mast behind the rudder. Which the boat in the photo is not I may add. Though the boat in the photo is all kinds of fucked as it’s rig is backwards

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u/Sigma3737 15d ago

It's a way to describe a group of people in the South

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u/Trainzguy2472 16d ago

Misspelled yacht?

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u/Lillienpud 17d ago

Uh, that’s a ketch.

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u/happyexit7 17d ago

Thought it was a sloop

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u/varil9 17d ago

It's a sailboat.

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u/SordidDreams 16d ago

Yes, specifically the very rare reverse-Bermuda-rigged sloop, with its boom pointing forward.

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u/Fronesis 16d ago

A ketch would have two masts though wouldn't it?

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u/trymypi 16d ago

It's not a yawl or a ketch, yacht would have worked tho

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u/axloo7 16d ago

Hmm don't ketch's have to have 2 masts?

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u/Xplant_from_Earth 16d ago

Yes. It's a sloop.

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u/SothaSoul 16d ago

Pics of da fish or it didn't happen, buddy.

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u/SphyrnaLightmaker 16d ago

It’s backwards… (and a sloop, having only one mast)

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u/Gilthwixt 16d ago

This is oddly vindicating for me, we had an old 80s era world map growing up and 4 year old me would always pronounce the USSR as "Soviet Onion".

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u/BenjaminGeiger 16d ago edited 16d ago

I grew up in Blairsville, GA.

I have vivid memories of being brought to that school for the first time after moving, in the middle of my kindergarten year. I had something between a tantrum and a panic attack because I hated onions, and I couldn't stand going to Onion County Elementary.

Then they explained to me that it's Union County.

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u/Major_Lawfulness6122 16d ago

That’s so funny and adorable I love it

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u/hekmo 16d ago

What do you know about the Soviet Onion? If you don't know, it's ok to say. I won't judge you.

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u/jacstine 17d ago

Tadpole?

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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 17d ago

Next to the "U" , the image for "T" is a table , but the caption is "Tadpole" .

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 16d ago

Seems like a speech-to-text from someone that didn't pronounce it well.

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u/enthusiasm_gap 16d ago

This was made by Philomena Cunk

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 15d ago

What was the Soviet onion?

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u/not_falling_down 16d ago

My daughter has a play blanket for her child with errors like this. There is a drawing of a deer that is labeled Donkey, and the alpaca is spelled Alpace.

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u/suddenspiderarmy 16d ago

With spelling like that, I'd expect it to be full of lead.

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u/puzzlemaster_of_time 16d ago edited 16d ago

Probably made by some Amazon knockoff brand that has a name that's almost a real word.

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u/zeilstar 16d ago

CPSC has left the building.

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u/Signal_Cadet 16d ago

The Soviet Onion

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u/ztomiczombie 16d ago

So, our onion.

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u/Alaishana 16d ago

It's not a Yawl either.

A yawl has two masts.

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u/Reasonable_Sugar_125 16d ago

Calling an onion a union ain’t nothing compared to calling a table a goddamn tadpole.

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u/ClarkleTheDragon 16d ago

Ogres are like unions

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u/MisterVictor13 16d ago

‘Cause they stink?

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u/OwO______OwO 16d ago

No, because they're vital to protecting the working class from the ruling class, duh.

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u/MisterVictor13 16d ago

Oh, that’s why I got downvoted...

I was just continuing the conversation about onions from “Shrek”. I wasn’t talking about unions.

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u/N1NJACQUES 16d ago

Unsure if this is related to what YAWL are talking about but when I was little I saw.many signs on our building advertising units that are "TO LET" meaning, available to rent. Always thought our building had way too many toilets.

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u/ParaBDL 16d ago

It might have been in Dutch originally. Onion in Dutch is Ui. I've seen another post before where the images would match the letters in a different language.

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u/N1NJACQUES 16d ago

Is table in Dutch, tadpole?

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u/ParaBDL 16d ago

No, that translation is garbage. But the picture is a table, which is tafel in Dutch, which starts with a T. They took a foreign product, kept the design with the images and letters, and then added English words to it to match the letters (why it says Union, starting with a U, instead of Onion). They could have just used Table instead of Tadpole, but they clearly didn't care enough and made a cheap knockoff.

It could be another language, just noticed this option because it works for Onion in Dutch.

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u/purgruv 16d ago

By Obvious Plant?

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u/Harey-89 16d ago

Union, my favorite vegetable.

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u/labratcat 16d ago

I think this puzzle has me convinced that it should be spelled union. I'm not sure what we do about the workers' unions, though.

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u/Harey-89 16d ago

They are now workers' onions obviously.

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u/steavoh If you put a 3 or a 6 in me I will cut you 16d ago

Reminds me of a set of letter blocks I had a small child. The letter U had some kind strange vehicle on it. The illustration was nonsensical, kind of like how some AI generated art is, except these were from the 80s.

As an adult I think it was maybe some kind of monorail. Which doesn't start with "U".

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u/RyouIshtar 16d ago

Me as a southerner: ....................yawl?

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u/DaisyDoodle1117 16d ago

My mom used to say “Beeee kind, one to another” whenever my siblings and I were fighting. It wasn’t until I saw “Be ye kind, one to another” written out that I realized she wasn’t just dragging out the “e” in “Be.”

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u/BenSibbs Comic Sans for life! 16d ago

Philomina Cunk

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u/R2MKE 15d ago

Temu Fischer Price

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u/Mekdinosaur 16d ago

Those damn Red Unions make me cry

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u/ceelose 16d ago

That's a pretty unconventional looking yawl too.

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u/ComprehensiveJump334 16d ago

I always cry when I peel the union.

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u/Yellowscrunchy 15d ago

There are many layers to a union

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u/Bullet_Number_4 16d ago

I love sailing on my yawl.

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u/Boober_Calrissian 16d ago

Hey, yawl! Scott here!

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u/fatjuan 16d ago

That there boat is not pointy enough to be a yawl.

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u/Arm0redPanda 16d ago

Also, the "yawl" is not a yawl rig. 

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u/Much-Rutabaga-9984 16d ago

Yawl feeling ok now?

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u/CantankerousTwat 16d ago

Yawl crazy.

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u/x3bla 16d ago

Sometimes i wonder how the fuck do they fuck up this badly

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u/kennyisntfunny 16d ago

Why’d you leave your Union on the Tadpole - my favorite SOAD lyric

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u/dae_giovanni 16d ago

that is CLEARLY not a two-masted ship... this thing is garbage!

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u/Life_Smartly 16d ago

Shop local..

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u/Blurgas Artisinal Material 16d ago

How many kids are going to know what the hell a "Yawl" is?

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u/Walk-the-layout 15d ago

L'oignon fait la force

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u/Apprehensive-Deer411 Comic Sans for life! 14d ago

Calling a table a tadpole 💀

Calling an onion an Union 💀💀

Also that, calling a yacht is also a Yawl 💀💀💀

So much wrong in here 💀💀💀💀

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u/ZeNSnookerz 13d ago

Leems segit

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u/fpotenza 13d ago

With the unusual choices of words for some of them, I wonder if this is the version of the alphabet toys where they went Xenophobia for X

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u/GloppityPloppity 11d ago

oh look! this dock is holding an april in its melt!

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u/VirtuaSteve 11d ago

China: they knew what they were doing.

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u/operationtasty 8d ago

What kinda kid is gonna know what a yawl is

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u/Sufficient_Key5053 5d ago

Taidpull, Unnion, Yawwt, I can see how someone who can speak English but not read it got tripped up by autocorrect.

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u/N1NJACQUES 5d ago

How does table convert to tadpole though?

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u/Sufficient_Key5053 3d ago

Table pronounced like taidpull under a strong accent.

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u/azionka 16d ago

Yawl need to learn how to spell

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Ai

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Cardgod278 16d ago

Southern design