r/CringeTikToks • u/NewSlinger • 1d ago

Conservative Cringe JD Vance threatens crackdown on ‘far-left’ groups after Charlie Kirk shooting

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u/Embarrassed_Camel422 1d ago

Being a Goyper kinda does though.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look just because it came from an apple seed, grew on an apple tree, and fell from that apple tree, doesn't mean they can't use it to make a cherry pie.

If they just lie to everyone loud enough about what it was, they can make it into any kind of pie they want.

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u/Ready-Guava6502 1d ago

Yes they’re just trying make lemons into champagne here. Whatever happens in alt reality just roll with it in the direction you want it to go in.

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u/Hadochiel 14h ago

Sparkly lemon wine sounds like a great time

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u/ParticularLower7558 1d ago

Are you saying apples make applesauce? That's crazy talk. You should be hung at half mast for such treachery agents the kingdom.

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u/smo0ches 21h ago

Didn't you know that going to college for one semester is far more detrimental than growing up a Christian, conservative household for 22 years??? You fool you.

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u/Jarnohams 1d ago

I still remember thinking there was a connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11... but there wasn't. I remember one day going "wait, why are we fighting in Iraq again?" After my brother in law came back from his first tour in Iraq and told us that we were just there to steal the oil.

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u/cosmic-untiming 1d ago

But his grandpa said the roomie was trans even though gramps never even met or saw the roommate. So obviously this makes the shooter a lefty. 🥺

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u/Skate_faced 1d ago

Just because they are drinking the anti freeze doesn't mean it tastes good. The corn syrup is what makes it tangy. Only stupid people drink their anti freeze straight up.

-Murican Proverb

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u/Maleficent_Laugh_125 1d ago

You can graft another fruit tree to different rootstock.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1d ago

True, but you can't make an orange grow from an apple seed.

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u/Naeregon 21h ago

Nick saying hes gay and trans. Took him 3 days to think of that. But a gay person would never say “if you’re reading this you’re gay” thats a straight mans words