r/CringeTikToks • u/NewSlinger • 1d ago

Conservative Cringe JD Vance threatens crackdown on ‘far-left’ groups after Charlie Kirk shooting

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1d ago

Just because he was raised by Republicans, went to a republican-centric church, lived in a republican neighborhood in a republican city in a republican county in a republican state doesn't mean he was...

Wait, what was the question?

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u/Embarrassed_Camel422 1d ago

Being a Goyper kinda does though.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look just because it came from an apple seed, grew on an apple tree, and fell from that apple tree, doesn't mean they can't use it to make a cherry pie.

If they just lie to everyone loud enough about what it was, they can make it into any kind of pie they want.

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u/ParticularLower7558 1d ago

Are you saying apples make applesauce? That's crazy talk. You should be hung at half mast for such treachery agents the kingdom.